58 definitions by Panchoman Jr.
He planned to golf in the morning, but instead his dominatrix said he had to stay home because she was in the mood to flog him
by Panchoman Jr. November 7, 2006
by Panchoman Jr. October 31, 2006
The backwards spelling out the acronym “TLEP” referring to men of a certain inclination. "They love eating pussy" and relish the chance to do it all day long...
by Panchoman Jr. November 21, 2006
A contraction of the words "cunt” and "Godzilla".
It refers to a lady who has a very "demanding" genital area.
It refers to a lady who has a very "demanding" genital area.
The lady I hooked up with last night was a real cuntilla, and of course I did my best to satisfy her.
by Panchoman Jr. November 10, 2006
This is often used in advertisements by "ladies of the night". It stands for "half sex". It means that she does not do "everything" -does everything but intercourse
It was a real bummer when I read her advertisement and it only said "h/s”. I was looking for the whole thing...
by Panchoman Jr. July 29, 2007
After putting your face between your lady's breasts, move your lips back between them while loudly saying "bbbrrruuummmssskkkyyy...”
Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.
Properly done, it should last at least 20 seconds or more.
by Panchoman Jr. October 25, 2006
When you have gone so long without sex, that your private parts, male or female, almost really ache.
It has been so long for me going without any action that I have an actual fuck ache. I need some now.
by Panchoman Jr. November 20, 2006