3 definitions by Officer Dan

1. Entry Level Faggot; fresh out the closet.
2. Particularly thirsty individuals, not yet mature enough to hold back the dragon.

See: tacky, or, bathroom selfies
The only guy that works at pacsun, he's an E.L.F.
by Officer Dan July 15, 2015
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Look mom, a baby seal!
by Officer Dan May 18, 2011
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1.) Synonym for purple.
2.) Extremely homosexual, but still very cool.
3.) A seemingly straight person, who is actually extremely homosexual.
1.) Thats a nice quartaque sweater.

2.) Tyesha and Veronica shower together, but they both are willing to wake up and make me breakfast. They're a quartaque couple.

3.) Jason is quartaque. He knows about cars, and body building. He even rescues damsels in distress. Too bad he gets it up the butt...
by Officer Dan May 18, 2011
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