NotPieGuy's definitions

Monsoon of Failure

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Useless faggot

Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.

You are a useless faggot.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

FNAF Timeline

The most ancient puzzle in history. Even older than time itself.

The FNAF Timeline is a mystery more perplexing than the existence of God.
-Albert Einstein

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

Capitalism

An economic system based on two basic truisms:
1. Humans are greedy
2. Humans act in their own self interest FIRST
Capitalism exploits these two truisms by creating an economic structure in which benefiting yourself benefits the society as a whole. For example, when Jeff Bezos created Amazon, he benefited himself by giving himself complete financial freedom; and he benefited the society as a whole by providing fast, reliable shipping and delivery.

Capitalism is the best economic system ever devised by man.

by NotPieGuy January 22, 2021

Resonance

The song that makes you forget that the world is shitty for three minutes.

Sam: I hate my life. I'm gonna listen to Resonance.
John: Don't leave me out! I want to forget that life sucks too!

by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021

iDubbbzTV

The most epic human being in the history of the universe. Even more epic than Ninja.

iDubbbzTV is an epic gamer.

by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021