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by NotPieGuy November 9, 2021
Get the Definition mug.An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.
John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
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John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021
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by NotPieGuy January 26, 2021
Get the iDubbbzTV mug.The third planet in the solar system and the only place in the universe confirmed to support life. Homeworld of the humans.
by NotPieGuy March 10, 2021
Get the Earth mug.1. An extremely unbalanced system of power in which a group of people is being discriminated against; typically found in dictatorships such as Nazi Germany or North Korea. Examples of oppression include slavery in the United States, the Jewish genocide carried out by Adolf Hitler, and the treatment of every single person in Soviet Russia except for its leader. Oppression can have serious consequences, but, most importantly, it can lead to enormous suffering and immense loss of life. The truly disgusting things that oppression has lead to are to be learned from. Don’t live in the past, but learn from it.
2. Someone saying a mean word on the internet.
2. Someone saying a mean word on the internet.
John: your dumb
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG wtf!!! Reported! This is oppression!
Holocaust Survivor: It was horrible, Stevie. The way they treated us, in the camps. I remember, me and some fellow survivors were handed a rotting rat corpse. Its decaying flesh was green and all that was left on its bones were scraps of meat. We ate through it like wild animals. I remember, 3 weeks later, we were starving for that rat meat...
Stevie: Oh gosh, Papa! That’s horrific!
Holocaust Survivor: It really was oppression, and tyranny, evil even, in their purest forms.
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG wtf!!! Reported! This is oppression!
Holocaust Survivor: It was horrible, Stevie. The way they treated us, in the camps. I remember, me and some fellow survivors were handed a rotting rat corpse. Its decaying flesh was green and all that was left on its bones were scraps of meat. We ate through it like wild animals. I remember, 3 weeks later, we were starving for that rat meat...
Stevie: Oh gosh, Papa! That’s horrific!
Holocaust Survivor: It really was oppression, and tyranny, evil even, in their purest forms.
by NotPieGuy January 18, 2021
Get the Oppression mug.The president of the United States from 2016 - 2020. Often insulted, bashed, and mocked for everything he does, no matter how good or bad whatever he did actually is. Hated despite his successes in foreign affairs because other nations thinks he's a fucking nutcase that'll turn their entire country into a glass factory if they look at him the wrong way.
Sam: Donald Trump really isn't that bad of a president. There are a lot worse ones.
John: I agree that he's certainly not as bad as people say he is, but there have been better presidents. Like Abraham Lincoln, he-
Izzy, he/her, blm, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG STFU U STUPID ALT-RIGHT NEONAZIS!!!!!! ONMHG IMGE REPTORTING YUIO TO TWTITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG
John: I agree that he's certainly not as bad as people say he is, but there have been better presidents. Like Abraham Lincoln, he-
Izzy, he/her, blm, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OMG STFU U STUPID ALT-RIGHT NEONAZIS!!!!!! ONMHG IMGE REPTORTING YUIO TO TWTITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG
by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021
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