NotPieGuy's definitions

Nazi

A person who has a different opinion than you.

Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: Vanilla is my favorite flavor of cake.
John: I prefer chocolate, want to try this chocolate cake I baked earlier? It’s really good!
Izzy, he/her, feminist, marxist, fuck capitalism, lgbt: OK Nazi. I’m cancelling you.

by NotPieGuy January 18, 2021

Interstate illness

(Also: highway herpes)

An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.

The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.

by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025

Taxes

A percentage of your income that is deducted for use by the government.

John: I hate taxes.
Sam: Hah, loser.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

Slang

Trying to be cool and unique by saying "based" instead of "agreeable."

John: What do you think of slang?
Sam: It's a drag.
John: Meh.

by NotPieGuy February 5, 2021

FUEL LOW

The last thing Kobe Bryant ever heard.

Kobe Bryant: What does "FUEL LOW" mean?
Pilot: You're about to find out!

by NotPieGuy January 28, 2021

Useless faggot

Oh, sorry, didn't see you there.

You are a useless faggot.

by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

God

The big man upstairs who created the universe.

I am running on 2 hours of sleep, suicidal thoughts, and an oreo, and I am ready to FIGHT god, or BECOME HIM!!

by NotPieGuy December 21, 2021