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A crappy town in northern New Hampshire. It mainly consists of run-down apartment buildings and a factory where the mafia burns its debtors. There is a wire mill, but just give it time, it will be assimilated. Most men look like they've answered "Yes" on all drug tests and own at least a nation's worth of firearms. And almost every woman looks like they received plastic surgery from a head-on collision bus. And for the kids, one look and you'll instinctively reach for your pocket to make sure your wallet's still there. Alternatively, it can be used as an insult.
Example One: Hey, stay off this road; it brings you to Lisbon.

Example Two: Shut up, you Lisbon ass, boarding pass, passing gas piece of trash.
by Northeastern Pinko November 6, 2020
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