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madonna-whore complex

Madonna-whore is when a guy treats his wife or girlfriend gently sexually, always treating her with respect, but the woman on the side he treats to aggresive angry sex, performing acts on her that he thinks would disrespect the woman he loves.
Italians think there wives, sisters, and mothers are all madonna's or virgins.
That is not the case.
by Neil September 14, 2003
mugGet the madonna-whore complexmug.

moustache

more commonly known as mustachio... a festering grown of lip hair.... bum fluff
yo momma has got a moustache o_O

MOUSTACHE!!!

i swear her moustache was breathing o_O
by Neil November 15, 2004
mugGet the moustachemug.

Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.
And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...
by Neil March 19, 2005
mugGet the Avril Lavingemug.

carbohydrate

any group of organic compounds that collaborate with sugar, starch, cellulose, gum and other crap and servers as a major enregy source in animals. made by plants that need sunlight fo photysynthesis.
how many carbs in that sub jared? carbs? fool this is atkins!
by Neil March 8, 2005
mugGet the carbohydratemug.

Reamo

REAMO!!!!

argh man thats ream!
by Neil November 15, 2004
mugGet the Reamomug.

referral

A piece of paper given to you (worse than detention)when you do something very very wrong. And you get sent down to the principal's office
Mrs. Campbell gave me a referral because she asked me 5 times to stop talking
by Neil May 24, 2006
mugGet the referralmug.

champs

(n) To qualify something in a positive qualification.

(v) To do something cool, or worthy of props, such as hooking up with a hot girl.

(adj) something or someone that exemplifies the quality of champs, like a guy who just had a threesome.
This chronic is champs.

I champed her last night.

That's a champs White Castle burger.

Dude, you're a champ.
by Neil November 2, 2004
mugGet the champsmug.

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