madonna-whore complex

Madonna-whore is when a guy treats his wife or girlfriend gently sexually, always treating her with respect, but the woman on the side he treats to aggresive angry sex, performing acts on her that he thinks would disrespect the woman he loves.

Italians think there wives, sisters, and mothers are all madonna's or virgins.
That is not the case.

by Neil September 15, 2003

sneaf

A deaf sense of smell. Lacking the ability to smell odors.

His shit really stank, but having a cold made me sneaf.

by neil November 01, 2004

Geezer

A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...

watch the film 'Lockstock and Two Smoking barrels'

by Neil January 08, 2005

ram home

to put in ones anus

"i took out my dildo and rammed it home"

by Neil October 22, 2003

Lexington Steele

Verb. A black man ("niggra" below Maryland) raping anything that moves...

"HRRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!"
"Oh shit, he Lexington Steeled her!!"

by neil March 05, 2005

Spent yo!

Meaning of, being done, and I am no longer needed, or no londer wanting to do an action.

Man, I'm spent yo! I'm tired of doing this work!... ... ...

by Neil May 05, 2004

Roll your Dice

Cont:
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

See previous "entry".

by neil November 24, 2003