Neil's definitions

madonna-whore complex

Madonna-whore is when a guy treats his wife or girlfriend gently sexually, always treating her with respect, but the woman on the side he treats to aggresive angry sex, performing acts on her that he thinks would disrespect the woman he loves.

Italians think there wives, sisters, and mothers are all madonna's or virgins.
That is not the case.

by Neil September 14, 2003

broadie

A skid normally by a bicycle or motorcyle that is performed by putting on the rear brake only and swinging the back of the bike round to one side so the bike skids sideways.

He did a broadie on his push bike

by Neil December 14, 2004

ram home

to put in ones anus

"i took out my dildo and rammed it home"

by Neil October 21, 2003

Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.

And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...

by Neil March 19, 2005

champs

(n) To qualify something in a positive qualification.

(v) To do something cool, or worthy of props, such as hooking up with a hot girl.

(adj) something or someone that exemplifies the quality of champs, like a guy who just had a threesome.

This chronic is champs.

I champed her last night.

That's a champs White Castle burger.

Dude, you're a champ.

by Neil November 2, 2004

carbohydrate

any group of organic compounds that collaborate with sugar, starch, cellulose, gum and other crap and servers as a major enregy source in animals. made by plants that need sunlight fo photysynthesis.

how many carbs in that sub jared? carbs? fool this is atkins!

by Neil March 8, 2005

Reamo

its good... itz very fucking good

REAMO!!!!

argh man thats ream!

by Neil November 15, 2004