7 definitions by Mr. Sneakers

wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.

I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.

by Mr. Sneakers September 22, 2009

A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."

Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

The act of masturbation to 'dumpster porn'.

I caught my friend trashturbating to the Playboy I threw out yesterday.

I never trashturbate, I use real porn.

by Mr. Sneakers October 7, 2009

The central underlying point or what is happening in a porn movie.

I only had to watch Star Whores for 7 minutes to get the jizzt of what was going to happen.

by Mr. Sneakers December 14, 2009

A word used when you are just kidding with your friends, and don't mean whatever it was that you just said.

Derek: You're my best friend!
Jason: Thanks!
Derek: Psyche! I fucking hate you asshole!

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

I was hungry when I woke up so I decided to do a wake'n'cake.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

I stalk him so well, it's almost like I'm a ninja.

by Mr. Sneakers October 15, 2009