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Portugal is a fictitious country made up by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. The Brazilians made it up to cover up the fact they are from outer-space. Anybody who says they're from Portugal are Brazilian actors, and anyone who has "visited" Portugal were actually just drugged and flew to Brazil. They're so high they think that they are in Portugal.
Guy 1: Dude, I just visited Portugal, the beaches were so beautiful.
Guy 2: Portugal doesn't exist, you just visited Brazil, but were so high that you thought you were in Portugal.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: Portugal doesn't exist, you just visited Brazil, but were so high that you thought you were in Portugal.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge December 22, 2022
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by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge May 23, 2022
Get the Furgeoisie mug.P.E. Coach: Alright, let's start!
Student: *looks at sky and sees rain clouds* What if it rains, coach?
P.E. Coach: What if a meteor came down from the sky, sending down killer aliens who'll shoot at us with deadly laser guns while we're on the field? What'll we do then, huh?
Student: What the fuck?
Student: *looks at sky and sees rain clouds* What if it rains, coach?
P.E. Coach: What if a meteor came down from the sky, sending down killer aliens who'll shoot at us with deadly laser guns while we're on the field? What'll we do then, huh?
Student: What the fuck?
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge November 14, 2022
Get the What if mug.A perfectly normal State with absolutely no abnormalities whatsoever. Sorry, the Ohio demons told me to type that last sentence, in actuality, it is completely batshfdasfjawklfg;;
Ignore that lame bastard above, Ohio is completely and totally normal, and we are definitely not Ohio demons who murdered him so we could change his definition to comply with our policy against informing the public of our plans of world domination.
by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge February 2, 2023
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