8 definitions by Mr. BRW

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.
Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."
by Mr. BRW February 6, 2008
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The seats at a strip club that are right at the stage. So called because you are "so close you can smell the pussy."
"I've got a shitload of ones; let's go to sniffer's row."
by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008
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Combination of Hmong and English. Usually used to make fun of a Hmong person's poor English or grammatical mistakes or as a Hmong person's excuse for poor English or grammatical mistakes.
"Mary is a total bitch. She's always ripping on Lee for her Hmonglish."
by Mr. BRW February 6, 2008
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To give road head in exchange for a ride.
Oral sex for compensation.
"What a great night. I found a cute hitchhiker willing to pay for gas."
by Mr. BRW February 6, 2008
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To spread your ass cheeks open wide to prepare for insertion.
"I bought my girl a diamond today. She's gonna gape it for me for sure."
by Mr. BRW February 18, 2008
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The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.
Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.
by Mr. BRW February 6, 2008
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When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008
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