health and safety

another part of tonys masterplan.
everytime i work at a factory i have to watch some piss poor video telling me not to stick blow torches up my nose.
entirely designed to avoid being sued by the terminaly stupid and fuck all to do with safety.
method statement! i'll give you a method statement. i know how to do the job, you dont, thats why you are paying me to do it.
making me write it out in triplicate will not make me any safer. lets face it you wont understand a fucking word anyway you pen pushing desk pilot bastard.

example: making me wear a hard hat when working in a man lift platform. im the highest thing for 20 miles whats going to fall on my head? bird shit perhapse?

by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004

jug head

A person from stoke on trent.
So called because one of the main products of the area is pottery.
could of been worse, the other main product is toilets.
I've got nothing against jug heads but I just wish they would stop calling everyone "me duck"

also known as clay heads

by Mr flibble April 18, 2004

stabs

a word used by the regular army to describe the T.A
abreiviation of "stupid teritorial army bastards"
also known as the S.A.S.A.S.A.S
(saturdays and sundays and sometimes after school)

look at them stabs, not one of them under 20 stone

by Mr flibble April 20, 2004

scottish nationalist

a beardy jock who thinks that england is persecuting scotland, despite the fact that we have been propping up their shitty little country for years.
big country, population less than london. Hmm yes, I can see how that would be financialy viable

gee us oor independance ya sasanach barstad.
with pleasure, we'll save millions

by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004

assylum seeker

people who come to england looking for money. even the most misguided of hippies must realise that you will be lucky if 1 in 1000 is genuine. they have become very adept at using the PC paranoia that is gripping this country to get whatever they want with the magic word "racism"
dont missunderstand me, if i was living in some run down tower block in jabratislavidovia then i would probably be trying it too

"I claim asylum, which way to the DSS office and how do i send for my wife and 8 kids"

by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004

dyslexic

the posh persons definition of thick

tarquin is a bit dyslexic because his family have been inbreeding since the 16th century

by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004

hippocrockafrog

A woman that goes beyond bushpig teritory and should really come with a goverment health warning.
A deffinate 10 pinter

example Ann widecome

by Mr flibble April 18, 2004