MousePadKing's definitions

1 man 1 hydraulic press

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

z+2

The key combination to say "Thanks" in the game Team Fortress 2

Person 1: I gave you a cool hat for your birthday
Person 2: z+2

by MousePadKing April 25, 2021

Caught In 4k

When you do something sus by accident. But you look so bad in the situation that there is no explanation or way to get out of the situation

Person: accidently stares at a girl tits
Girl: 0_0
Julian: I know you didnt mean it, but you got caught in 4k

by MousePadKing April 26, 2021