Raggits

These are peices of cloth torn in to strips to tie up or back your hair. Primarily used by ghetto kids.

I'm going down to the store to get some Raggits and some grease in my hair.

by Mojo Maniac July 13, 2008

Chocolate Pickle

This is what you get when your bitch takes a shit while your all up in her ass.

My bitch gave a Chocolate Pickle last night so I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Stand Down

This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.

Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.

by Mojo Maniac July 21, 2008

spalooga

This is semen floating in a hot tub.

Dude, I just swallowed the spalooga that was floating in the tub.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008

Slack-Jawed

This word is used to describe a less than somewhat retarded person.Given to them because when they are usually standing around
looking into space with their mouth open and drooling on themselves.

Look at that Slack-Jawed Hillbilly standing over there picking his nose and his ass at the same time.

by Mojo Maniac July 23, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac July 21, 2008

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac July 11, 2008