Mojo Maniac's definitions

Opium Den

An opium den is an establishment where opium is sold and smoked. Patrons recline in order to hold the long opium pipes over oil lamps that heat the drug until it vaporizes and the smoker will inhale the intoxicating vapors.

I spent most of my time in Viet Nam in an Opium Den getting high smoking lots of Opium.

by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008

Pep Talk

This is usually a 5-10 minute speech given by your Supervisor at work,so as to make you work twice as hard for the same amount of money.

Francisco can take his Pep Talk and shove it up his ass because I ain't working any harder.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

Chocolate Pickle

This is what you get when your bitch takes a shit while your all up in her ass.

My bitch gave a Chocolate Pickle last night so I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Apocalolo

This is Hawaiian for Marijuana.

Just got back from Hawaii and I brought back some Apocalolo for my bong.

by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

Mamma Jamma

This is meant to describe a fine nubian goddess that can boogie on the dance floor.

Look at that fine Mamma Jamma break it down on the dance floor.

by Mojo Maniac August 18, 2008

Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Botta Bing Botta Boom

This is a term used by Italion mafia types to express their opinion that whatever they are planning is going to be a snap.

Fat Tony: I think we should steal the money plate from the church.
Greasy Sal: Ya, we go in and Botta Bing Botta Boom and take all the money.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008