Mojo Maniac's definitions

I Flaked

This is used primarily by people in Hollwood to explain why they didn't show up at a planned event that they promised to attend.

Arnold: Dude,you promised to come to my private party and bring the cocaine.
Sylvester:Dude, I Flaked.
Arnold:Oh, that's cool.

by Mojo maniac October 7, 2008

Bungee Cord

1.This is a highly flexible rope that is used in the sport of Bungee Jumping.
2.A flexible rope that has a hook on each end, used for securing things to something else so as to transport safely.

1. Jim Bob tied his Bungee Cord to his body but forgot to tie it to the bridge and now he is lying at the bottom of the river.


2. Jim Bob used his Bungee Cord to secure his porno mags to his bicycle.

by Mojo Maniac August 5, 2008

Sucking Hind Titty

1.In the animal kingdom, the runt of the litter gets stuck with the tit closest to the ass of the animal. Which has the least amount of milk in it.Therefore the meaning has evolved into human terms as to get the shitty end of the stick, to get leftoversor to be the last in line.

Alvin was in on the gang bang but he ended up Sucking Hind Titty.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

360

Describes anything that is good all the way around.

That new Ski by Donnely is totally 360.
That babe lying on the beach looks very 360.

by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008

Stand Down

This is a Military term used to tell a subordinate to shut his pie hole.

Sgt.: Sir,I believe you are an Imbecile, Lt.
LT: You better Stand Down or I will have you standing tall before the man, Sgt.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Half-Crazed

This refers to a condition when you are on your 3rd day of a Meth run without sleep.

Toby:Did you see Johnny over there hittin' that Glass Dick.
Tyler: Ya man, he's about Half-Crazed now after three straight days.

by Mojo Maniac August 13, 2008

Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008