Mojo Maniac's definitions

Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Botta Bing Botta Boom

This is a term used by Italion mafia types to express their opinion that whatever they are planning is going to be a snap.

Fat Tony: I think we should steal the money plate from the church.
Greasy Sal: Ya, we go in and Botta Bing Botta Boom and take all the money.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

All Night Train

When you go on a cocaine binge that lasts more than 24 hours straight.

The doctor said I will die if I don't stop riding that All Night Train.

by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

Renovate

When you want to change your identity or your lifestyle.

1.I'm going to renovate myself and stop smoking Meth all day.
2.I need to Renovate myself because I am wanted by the Feds.

by Mojo Maniac August 6, 2008

Kinda Kinda

When you are high on shrooms, LSD or Peyote and you try to descibe to someone what your high is like.

Seth: Hey Archie, what does being high on Shrooms feel like.
Archie: It's Kinda Kinda

by Mojo Maniac August 8, 2008

Having Things

This is what you say if you have a Harley Davidson Fatboy in your garage and a Trophy Wife in the kitchen.

JR.:Hey Mark, How's it going?
Mark: I'm Having Things, Man.

by Mojo Maniac August 4, 2008

Jam Me Up

When somebody fucks up your plan of action with a girl.

Perv:I got a date tonight with Mary Rotten Crotch and you need to get me a dose of that Date Rape drug.
Bro: I gotch you.
Perv:OK,but don't Jam Me Up on this.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008