3 definitions by Moist Mike
A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
Man of the Juul. he can be found in the school bathroom trading pods and ripping fat hits. He can only be seen doing it with the other Juul fiends and his fellow Juul brothers.
by Moist Mike May 29, 2019
A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free
by Moist Mike May 28, 2019