Moggraider's definitions

pants-worthy

An adjective describing a task, endeavor, or prospect significant enough to motivate a lazy bachelor to put on pants and get out of the house.

"You're asking me to come watch LOST Season 3 again? Man, that is so not pants-worthy. Talk to you later."

by Moggraider May 13, 2010

telepalmer

The new, more genuine, folksier alternative to a teleprompter. Consists of writing notes on the palm of your hand, then consulting them while delivering a speech on national television.

"The telepalmer? I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s the exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence. Here she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech."

by Moggraider February 9, 2010

weatherfucked

To be screwed out of arriving somewhere on time by inclement weather. Applies especially to planes.

Ackpth! I'm weatherfucked! I'll miss my connecting flight.

by Moggraider October 16, 2009

of size

The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.

"Oh man. Last week, I had to sit in a middle seat between two people of size. It was not pretty."

by Moggraider February 19, 2010

p/fucker

A student taking a class on a pass/fail, or satisfactory/unsatisfactory, grading basis. Such a student can get away with putting very little effort into a class.

Yeah, we're all p/fuckers. We're a pocket of incompetence in the back of the classroom.

by Moggraider February 10, 2010

slink

to shamefully leave the dwelling place of another in the early morning after having hooked up with that person

"So morning came around, and you didn't feel like sticking around for the awkward conversation, so you left a nice note and you slinked on home."
"I didn't slink!"
"What time was it?"
"Seven, maybe eight AM?"
"And you purposely avoided flushing her toilet?"
"Yeah..."
"You slinked, my friend."

by Moggraider July 8, 2009

scrolling

In internet chat rooms and instant messaging, "scrolling" is the practice of turning what should be one line of text into multiple lines. This is an annoyance to other users, as scrolled messages take up more screen real estate.

ph33r dhoom: hey guyz
ph33r dhoom: wuz ^
merc275: uh, hi
ph33r dhoom: so um
ph33r dhoom: i was wonderin
ph33r dhoom: does ne1 have ne
ph33r dhoom: jessica simpson nudie pics?????????
merc275: dude, quit scrolling

by Moggraider August 11, 2006