Mister Ignorant's definitions

eurovision

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

47

A number regularly mentioned on Alias

Sydney was wheeled near room 47 in her dreams.

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

jackie chan

Pure awesomeness ... except for Tuxedo.

"Howdy parner!"

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

+1

Those extra TV channels that show programmes an hour later.

"Oh no! I missed Smallville on E4!"
"Watch it on E4 +1 then!"

by Mister Ignorant April 30, 2004

hold your horses

Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.

Long story short, hold your horses or else you'll end up like Christopher Reeves

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

jumanji

What to say when a herd of rhinos come chasing towards you.

"I know what to do ... JUMANJI!"
*rhinos still chase you*
"Run!"

by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004

hammer time

Awesomeness. True awesomeness.

Remade in the 2000's with Peter Time

by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004