Mister Ignorant's definitions

Kevin Bacon

Brother of Kelvin Pork and Kalvin Ham

OINK! OINK! Oyyyyyyyyyyyy! DUUUUUUUUUUUH!

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

april fools day

Today! Yes, 1st April!

Yeah! The UrbanDictionary stinks ...
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APRIL FOOLS!

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

she'll be coming down the mountain

She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes, Yee-Haw!

Sorry, I'm in RuralDictionary mood

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

kevin nash

To pull a Kevin Nash is to tear your quad by simply walking.

Man that guy just tore his quad by walking, what a Kevin Nash!

by Mister Ignorant May 1, 2004

jackie chan

Pure awesomeness ... except for Tuxedo.

"Howdy parner!"

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

+1

Those extra TV channels that show programmes an hour later.

"Oh no! I missed Smallville on E4!"
"Watch it on E4 +1 then!"

by Mister Ignorant April 30, 2004

hold your horses

Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.

Long story short, hold your horses or else you'll end up like Christopher Reeves

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004