Mister Ignorant's definitions

simon cowell

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

TLC

Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match!

"D-Von get the tables!"
"CONCHAIRTO!"
"Jeff Hardy hits a Swanton Bomb off a ladder!"

by Mister Ignorant May 1, 2004

I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

The Butterfly Effect

An attempt from Ashton Kutcher to try a serious movie.

Ashton Kutcher, in a serious movie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

Simpsons did it

A term you refer to when a situation requested by someone has been already done on The Simpsons.

Derives from South Park.

"How about we split the UrbanDictionary into two websites to adapt to the new area code?"
"Simpsons did it!"

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

ƒ

A function sign used in Maths.

ƒ(x) = 2x + 4

by Mister Ignorant May 1, 2004

yar!

What Captain McAlistar from The Simpsons says.

"Yar!" - Captain McAlistar

by Mister Ignorant May 12, 2004