Mister Ignorant's definitions

hammer time

Awesomeness. True awesomeness.

Remade in the 2000's with Peter Time

by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004

jumanji

What to say when a herd of rhinos come chasing towards you.

"I know what to do ... JUMANJI!"
*rhinos still chase you*
"Run!"

by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004

Pat Sharp

God of the 80's with his famous mullet and TV show "Fun House". Now is a D-Star due to his lack of a mullet.

"Fun House, a whole lotta fun, prizes to be won, FUN HOUSE!"

by Mister Ignorant May 4, 2004

TLC

Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match!

"D-Von get the tables!"
"CONCHAIRTO!"
"Jeff Hardy hits a Swanton Bomb off a ladder!"

by Mister Ignorant May 1, 2004

to me to you

What the Chuckle Brothers say to each other in every episode of ChuckleVision.

"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
"To me!"
"To you!"
etc.

by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004

simon cowell

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004

heel

The one word that should not be said in front of Ric Flair

Fan: "Wow! What a heel turn!"
Flair: "WHAT? YOU SAID THAT WORD? YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT! ONLY WE CAN!"

by Mister Ignorant June 23, 2004