Mister Ignorant's definitions

TLC

Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match!

"D-Von get the tables!"
"CONCHAIRTO!"
"Jeff Hardy hits a Swanton Bomb off a ladder!"

by Mister Ignorant May 1, 2004

oi!

For those who think Hula Hoops shouldn't be round.

Oi, *insert name here* NOOOOOOOO! Hula Hoops are round and they'll stay around for ever!

by Mister Ignorant April 21, 2004

Bohemian Rhapsody

Greatness. Pure greatness.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

47

A number regularly mentioned on Alias

Sydney was wheeled near room 47 in her dreams.

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

supperman

The fat hungry version of Superman

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No it's Supperman eating King Kong!"

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

meaning of life

Doughnuts. 'Nuff said.

Yeah, that's it. Doughnuts.

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

yar!

What Captain McAlistar from The Simpsons says.

"Yar!" - Captain McAlistar

by Mister Ignorant May 12, 2004