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Definitions by Milk Lunch

Villainpunk 

As coined by Jeff Mach, villainpunk is a genre or a fictional aesthetic wherein the villains or supervillains play the substantial role as protagonist, celebrating villainous storytelling and lore in all its great and terrible glory. Including, but not limited to, stories about henchpeople, rogues, cads, minions, anti-heroes, the misunderstood, the mad, the devils, the iron-willed, the passionately evil, and the downright villainous. Villainpunk encompasses worlds or multi-verses full of evil plots, secret lairs, world domination, necessary and unnecessary body augmentations, and other nefarious life goals.
"I wrote a book about a group of supervillains that’s very villainpunk."

"I'm writing a story about a dictator who invades and annexes Paris as a grand romantic gesture to the woman he loves."
"Oh man, that is so villainpunk!"

"My villainpunk novel is about a mad scientist who watches the robots he created destroy the world in which he never felt welcome."
Villainpunk by Milk Lunch November 3, 2020

Undernose 

The act of placing a COVID mask under one's nose to facilitate easier breathing by completely defeating the purpose of wearing it at all.
Example: "I told this lady at work to put a mask on but she undernosed it so I walked away."
Undernose by Milk Lunch June 23, 2020

Beyond Thunderdome 

When something is so ridiculous that it defies any sense of rational thought whatsoever.
"The idea that such a man could ever be elected to any public office, let alone president, is just beyond Thunderdome."

"That shit is just straight up beyond Thunderdome."

Sad Beagle 

When you're holding in a fart and your stomach starts to whine like a small dog.
" I had to fart so bad that I sad beagled through the entire date."

"I'm not hungry, I just have the sad beagles going on today."
Sad Beagle by Milk Lunch May 5, 2017
A group of three or more douche bags. In expanded form, "a baggle of douche."
"I just got hassled by this baggle in Blackhawk jerseys at the bar for wearing a Lightning hat."

"You should have seen this baggle of douche who rolled through Target the day they had bogo on Axe Body Spray."
Baggle by Milk Lunch March 21, 2017