Mike P. Grant, esq's definitions

iDo

What you say before you get an iDivorce.

Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded iWife. iDo.

by Mike P. Grant, esq August 2, 2007

eRove

To erase any evidence of, for the sake of denying any participation in a specific event, or any event, for that matter

Jenny went to my webmail account and found all my e-mail to Candy before I could eRove them.

by Mike P. Grant, esq April 23, 2007

iDirt

iDirt is any Apple product that you buy that is unnecessary, soon-to-be-obsolete, and is essentially the equivalent of burying your money in the ground.

Consumer #1: I just blew $600 on Apple's latest.
Consumer #2: What did you get this time?
Consumer #3: Oh, just some iDirt for my iTrees.

by Mike P. Grant, esq August 2, 2007