Mike's definitions

germans

Smart people who sometimes have problems designing a from of government, and are a little obsesive compulsive, but are usually friendly, and make great engineers... Barvarians are an exception. Yes they are rude/ fascist idiots, but not all germany is barvaria. Oh Yeah, HITLER WAS AN AUSTRIAN, not german.

Einstein, Audenauer, Geothe, And Gutenberg were all German. Hitler, Jorg Haider, etc.. Were Austrian... See the difference?

by mike December 13, 2003

cracker (here in the uk)

1)shes a cracker
2)this new coaster is a cracker

1)shes a good looking woman
2)this new ride is brilliant

get my meaning

by mike December 13, 2003

Roach Clip

A term used in place of the original:

Pot Holder

It appears Pot Holder was already taken.

"Ethel, please use the roach clip. It's over there - near the pot holder."

by Mike December 11, 2003

Sponge Box

A girls most intimate spot, and my favorite place to eat.

Man, last night i had a feast of tangarines and sponge box. Yea i thought i could smell sponge box on your breath.

by Mike December 11, 2003

shiterrific

A combination of "shit" and "terrific" used as an adjective to describe something something particularly bad, in a mildly sarcastic tone. Usually in response to a question of quality.

How is that pizza?
"Oh, its shiterrific."

How was your day?
"Shiterrific."

by Mike December 11, 2003

lober

1. someone who has Ear Sex, (see ear sex) 2.xtremely rude name. 3. a white guy w/ huge ear lobes

1.Dag yo! Phil's mom is a lober!
2.Fuck u, u lober!
3. Did u see mike's ear lobes, he is a lober!

by Mike December 11, 2003

MAK Daddy

Smooth Pimp; Playa

Yo son fo real, dis cats the MAK Daddy of em all...

by Mike December 10, 2003