Mike's definitions

ducketts

funds

You dog yo got ducketts for this bag

by Mike September 19, 2003

Oklabama

Any Redneck US state that involves farming, straw chewing, and chicken fucking.

My buddy just took his big ass 4X4 down to Oklabama to marry his cousin's momma...who just so happens to be his sister.

by Mike November 27, 2003

plonc

wine, which is not cheep. ie. any wine that comes in a bottle and is not goon

Thats was a tasty bottle of plonc.

by mike October 27, 2001

artiphobia

fear of artificial intelligence (arti+phobia).

Artiphobia is growing as fast as the capabilities of AI itself.

by Mike June 22, 2023

knerd

Gays And george

George N. is a knerd

by Mike February 2, 2004

bloody cum fart

its when the guy does the girl up ass, and blows it up there, after she is bleeding, she farts, and the cum comes bubbling out all red from the blood

Last ngiht, Kels gave Nancy a bloody cum fart

by Mike April 29, 2003

cait

failed succubus turned gilded cunt who posesses obscenely profane conformaty issues and severe infection of oral herpies

"Shaniqua is such a cait, she started hanging out with Paul and stole his petband and gave him that righteous sore"

by Mike December 2, 2004