Mike's definitions

done up

Dressed up, as to go out

She was all done up to go out with me.

by Mike September 2, 2003

Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

by Mike November 27, 2003

Division

Regional building in charge of CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit) (24)

The order had to be cleared by Division before CTU could proceed.

by mike September 26, 2004

damien rice

a beautiful musician who creates beautiful music.

"i like to listen to damien rice while laying in the dark with my special someone"

by mike April 24, 2005

jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 9, 2004

wut fuk

Something Andy says a lot.

Andy: lololol xd
Someone else: whats metroid prime?
Andy: wut fuk

by Mike January 2, 2005

Caffinated

Hyper, At full speed

Adj: He was crazy cafinated with that rhyme! similar to crunk

by Mike March 12, 2004