Mike's definitions

flank

Can be used in Jersey (Channel Islands) to replace "wilt" - especially if you live in St Mary.

My flowers are beginning to flank.

by Mike March 19, 2005

stort H

fråga alla som hetr johan får ni reda på svaret :)

tjena johan.. du e ett stort H va?
- jepp det e ja !

by mike March 29, 2003

bwubs

1. A fat slob

2. A horny fat boy

3. Loves jelly donuts and men.

bwubs is gayyyy...

by mike November 19, 2003

factasy

a fact that provokes fantasy or is fantastic by itself; a literary or artistic genre that combines complete facticity with unbridled fantasy.

The center of our galaxy tastes like raspberries and smells rum. This factasy is a recent discovery of astronomers.

I am writing a factasy based on recent calculations: each ejaculation contains about 15 terabytes of genetic information transferred at a speed of 5 terabytes per second.

by Mike November 3, 2012

LEO

Law Enforcement Officer

That LEO is nothing but a fucking donut jockey.

by Mike December 15, 2003

puta

A word with three definitions
1-(literary, official) a prostitute.
2-(vernacular, male) a woman who refuses to do what you want.
3-(vernacular, female) a woman you suspect of having a better sex life than you do.

2-Porque olvidaste la cerveza, puta ????
3-Y esta abuela puta con un novio de 20 anos !!!!

by mike December 2, 2004

m&m's

chocolates covered in a sweet thick candy shell. Also has yummy peanuts in the middle.

I went to the store and bought so m&m's.

by mike July 2, 2003