Mike's definitions

soggy waffle

a group of males sit in a circle and jerk off onto the same waffle which is placed at the center of the circle, the last one to release his seminal fluids on the waffle must consume it, thus eating a waffle which is soggy because of everyones semen

last night i played soggy waffle, not once, not twice, but thrice

by mike November 13, 2003

super slam

Having sex with a girl in every oriphis.Hopefully in a particular order.

I got me a super slamlast night Dave.

by mike February 4, 2004

phaecopheliac

A person who is obsessed with shit

Put that shit down u phaecopheliac

by Mike January 15, 2004

phwa'

Abbreviation of abbreviation of "What are you doing?" The next level of abbreviation is "Phwayadoin'?", and after that comes "Phwa'?"

Somebody has just said something stupid, provoking you to look at them strangely uterring the word "phwa'?"

by Mike February 6, 2007

China Soul and the Spanish Bee

The sickest band in existance. Formally known as Nine Inch Males.

Dude, China Soul and the Spanish Bee kicks ass

by mike December 26, 2004

latina boat show

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show

Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.

by Mike December 22, 2004

quived

quived: messed up, ruined, damaged

Man, the entire side of my car got quived after hitting that deer.

by Mike April 9, 2004