Mike's definitions

jam strangler

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

by mike April 9, 2004

quived

quived: messed up, ruined, damaged

Man, the entire side of my car got quived after hitting that deer.

by Mike April 9, 2004

gindaloon

a bastardization of the word guinea, used to decribe italian males. Means the same as ginzo or guido.

Let's go to Tosca's and hang out with all the gindaloons.

by Mike April 9, 2004

molly

Abr. of 'molecular'.

Pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), usually a free powder or in capsules. Oftentimes MDA is sold as molly. Should be white in color (when it's pure) but is more often beige or yellow-brown, and sometimes brown or rarely gray.

Me and my girl chopped a 1/2 gram of molly into 4 lines last night and we each inhaled one. rolled balls for 5 hours straight. pure love and cuddles all the way.

by mike February 13, 2006

DMT

Rare, sought-after (by some) drug. Usually white/off-white crystalline powder. Related to a number of chemicals currently sold on the internet, however these are poor substitutes. The high can best be defined as a super-intense, half-hour trip. Subjectively it's " mental profile " is like that of mushrooms but is " visual profile " is like acid. The onset can best be defined as a psychedelic crack-rush. usually smoked in a glass pipe, smoke tastes like shit. Most often available in NorCal & Oregon from long-time heads.

Smoked some DMT. saw the elves. saw the mother-goddess creature-complex. saw the universe reduced to a tiny point of light. came back. crazy night.

by mike April 10, 2004

needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.

Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.

by mike April 10, 2004

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004