Michael_Hunt's definitions

daylight wasting time

a more appropriate term for daylight saving time since a lot of time is wasting on the silly ritual of resetting clocks a couple times a year

I hate daylight wasting time, it's such a hassle resetting all my clocks, at least the time on my cell phone resets itself automatically.

by Michael_Hunt March 7, 2009

purse dog

a small dog such as a chihuahua that is often carried around in a purse or handbag by celebrities like Paris Hilton

In the movie "Legally Blonde" Reese Witherspoon had a purse dog named Brewster.

by Michael_Hunt December 9, 2008

Jeff Gordon pack

Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer

I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer.

On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the whole campus so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of toilet paper.

by Michael_Hunt October 22, 2008

girllionaire

a contraction of girl and millionaire, a term coined by Donnie Baker to describe a guy who is especially gifted at picking up girls and seems to have a million girlfriends

The Fonz on Happy Days was a prime example of a girllionaire.

by Michael_Hunt March 2, 2009

Ronald Reagan

a pagan god who is worshipped by many members of the Republican party

Ronald Reagan supported huge tax cuts for the super rich combined with massive increases in military spending mostly for boondoggles like his "starwars" missile defense plan that never worked. This sent our national debt into the trillions. Reagan was known for busting up labor unions and other anti-worker policies that drove down wages while CEO salaries soared. Some of Reagan's other accomplishments include creating the Taliban to fight off a Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and providing arms to Saddam Hussein during the Iraq-Iran war.

by Michael_Hunt April 19, 2009

ass fatigue

when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)

I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.

by Michael_Hunt July 5, 2009

Walmartized

cd's usually rap or hip-hop that have been censored to remove profanity or other objectionable material

Whenever I buy a cd I always make sure its got the parental warning label on it , I don't want anything thats been Walmartized

by Michael_Hunt June 14, 2008