Definitions by Michael McGuire

prostate monger 

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

prostate monger by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

the keither 

King schmuck, but we all love him.

Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.

the keither by Michael McGuire February 9, 2004

smashed ass 

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

smashed ass by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schmuckery 

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

schmuckery by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schmuckdom

A location where an abundance or plethra of schmucks reside. A place where shmuckery roams free.

France is considered by many to be a schmuckdom.

schmuckdom by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

pander 

One who solicits sex, a pimp if you will.

Snoop Dogg is clearly a pander.

pander by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

panderific

Terrific,stellar, pimpadocious.

Receving a blow job is panderific.

panderific by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004