Michael McGuire's definitions

schmuckdom

A location where an abundance or plethra of schmucks reside. A place where shmuckery roams free.

France is considered by many to be a schmuckdom.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

schmuckery

The act(or art if you will) of being a schmuck.

Mike:What the hell is keith doing?
Fred:He must be up to some schmuckery!

Dating that girl is dabbaling in shmuckery

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

pander

One who solicits sex, a pimp if you will.

Snoop Dogg is clearly a pander.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

cock schwaggler

Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.

That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

dwagster

Word used to describe somebody who is cooler than cool. An original ganster.

Look at that dwagster riding on dubs.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004