Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

assfixxiation

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

boohooser

That friend we all have that the more they drink the more they cry

Man i dont ever want to drink with him again he is such a boohooseri needed to keep a towel handy

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 20, 2017

shrinkidink

The look of a mans penis after swimming in cold water

(Girl) uh oh dude you been swimming ?? I can tell from the shrinkidink you have going on down there ....or are you always that small?

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017

yabba dabba douche

Womens health care product made in bedrock usa

Betty) willma do you get that not so fresh feeling?
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

Shittalkie

The guy you know is full of shit and lying about everything he says

Hey joe gotta go . no way can i listen to that. shittalkie billy bob ...gives me a freakin headache

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 13, 2017

whackenshack

The little security huts where the guards all hang out having coffee and reading man porn

Stranger #1 Hi has anyone seen security around here?
Stranger #2. I would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016