Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

subpenna

A less than adequate penis
A victim of smallcox disease

Well by the size of that subpenna your showing me you must be a attorney

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 16, 2017

assfixxiation

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

yabba dabba douche

Womens health care product made in bedrock usa

Betty) willma do you get that not so fresh feeling?
Willma) why no betty not since i found new yabba dabba douche its all natural made of rocks and sand

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

shrinkidink

The look of a mans penis after swimming in cold water

(Girl) uh oh dude you been swimming ?? I can tell from the shrinkidink you have going on down there ....or are you always that small?

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017

boohooser

That friend we all have that the more they drink the more they cry

Man i dont ever want to drink with him again he is such a boohooseri needed to keep a towel handy

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 20, 2017

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

poofenfoggin

The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin

Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 21, 2017