Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

assfixxiation

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

hickory nut crunch

A powerful back kick straight to a mans balls

Hey touch my ass again and you will be getting a old fashioned hickory nut crunch youll never forget

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

whackenshack

The little security huts where the guards all hang out having coffee and reading man porn

Stranger #1 Hi has anyone seen security around here?
Stranger #2. I would try going to that whackenshackacross the mall parking lot

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

Shittalkie

The guy you know is full of shit and lying about everything he says

Hey joe gotta go . no way can i listen to that. shittalkie billy bob ...gives me a freakin headache

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 13, 2017

Vagen

Someone who only eats pussy and no other sexual act

Lady ) so how about sticking that huge tool in me baby
Man) sorry i cant im married and that makes me a strict vagen

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 19, 2017

wienerhosen

European style of smaller thinner condoms

If you want some sex tonight better pick up a box of. wienerhosen cause you arent bare backing me anymore ,and get the non lubed ones. , i enjoy the friction

by Mi sofakingweetodded August 14, 2017

hummbucker

To motorboat and vibrate your tongue while working her clitoris over till she starts bucking back in your face

Man i picked up a hottie last night and gave her my special treat ..man i gave her a hummbucker till she squirted all over

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 19, 2017