Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

squirttlegasam

A g spot orgasm that makes her squirt like a porn star

I finally found her g spot and ended up giving her the first squirttlegasam she ever had spraying the whole bed with her. vaginal fluids

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

sementery

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

splatterdabs

The little brown shit spots left on the toilet during a case of diarrhea

Someone had the shits again at work,they left little splatterdabsall over the toilet

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

screamcicle

My 400 horsepower chevy s10 painted orange and white like a creamcicle ice cream bar

All that horsepower in that little white and orange s10 makes it pass you like a screamcicle

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

chuckey cheeze hell

Having to spend a day with screaming kids and singing robots

Think id rather do another year in jail than another qfternoon down in chuckey cheeze hell

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

elvisphyllus

A std that leaves your penis feeling like a hunk a hunk of burning love

I picked up a gmilf at graceland hotel, damn i think i got elvisphyllus cause everytime i try to pee it feels like a hunk a hunk burning love

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016

whackenhutter

Security people who hide in thier little huts to masturbate while the real cops do the work

You cant ever find security.here cause they are a bunch of whackenhutters.hiding in thier little. whackenhuts. while the real cops take out the criminals

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016