Mi sofakingweetodded's definitions

assfixxiation

The procedure made famous by kardashian sisters

Kim) hey chloe how did bruces assfixxiation procedure go

Chloe ) ok but now he looks more than ever like mom

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017

poofenfoggin

The cloud of black smoke that blinds you when behind one of those dodge cummins or chevy duramaxx diesels and they hit the pedal to the floor you get poofenfoggin

Man) oh damn i cant see a thing. That redneck is poofenfogginthe whole intersection
Dude) yea i hate those damn wanna be 18 wheelers

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 21, 2017

doubleclutcher

When your nailing some girl doggystyle and you reach up to grab both them titties so you can drive it on home

My girl really enjoys when i doubleclutcher and drive it on home for a happy ending for all

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

semen o leana

That age when a man no. longer cums half a pint each act. Now its just a squirttle and finally just dust

Wife) honey i think i actually.feel dryer after you ejaculated ...thats getting. to be semen o leana.

No worries about babys at least

by Mi sofakingweetodded January 12, 2018

boohooser

That friend we all have that the more they drink the more they cry

Man i dont ever want to drink with him again he is such a boohooseri needed to keep a towel handy

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 20, 2017

subpenna

A less than adequate penis
A victim of smallcox disease

Well by the size of that subpenna your showing me you must be a attorney

by Mi sofakingweetodded May 16, 2017

shrinkidink

The look of a mans penis after swimming in cold water

(Girl) uh oh dude you been swimming ?? I can tell from the shrinkidink you have going on down there ....or are you always that small?

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 16, 2017