fitty cent

a rapper that wishes his record were worth fifty cents. rap sucks

Me: your dumbass paid twenty bucks for a fitty cent cd, i would pay a fuckin penny.

wannabe gangster: yo so what nigga, fo' shizzle, yo dawg imma bust a cap in yo ass son.

me: im not your fucking son, retard.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

megadeth

yes dave mustaine is a talented musician, but he's a selfish, inconsiderate jerk. he was kicked out of MetallicA because of his drug problems, and cause he's a jerk, and cuase kirk is better. if mustaine never existed, there still would be a metallica becuase it was started by lars, not dave. megadeth is not as heavy or as good as metallica, and definately not as good as slayer. dave hates them both because he jealous that theyre better than him. he is just a puppet and drugs are his masters. so shsut the fuck up you megaidiots.

dave mustaine is a selfish bastard.

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005

one

a fucking number. one, just one. having more than zero, and less than two. a kick assMetallicA song. #1.

darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell

land mine
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HELLLLLL!

by MetallilbangeR April 07, 2005

afghan

people that will kick your ass, and throw sand in your eyes. they have magical powers too, but only when they are in a desert, because the sand gives them powers. if theyre not in the desert they have to carry a bag of sand around, but it doesnt give them as much power as the desert. dont fuck with them.

i cant think of an example right now, sorry!

by MetallilbangeR April 05, 2005

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.

a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005

pop

the shittiest type of music, that requires the least talent. shitty lyrics about stupid relationships, that most of the time arent even written by the "artist". pop singers usually lipsink while doing weird ass fucking movements that they like to call dance moves. the songs sound very gay, and are so awful that when i hear them my ears bleed, and i begin to have thoughts of commiting suicide. usually only the lead singer is accredited for being a musical genius, when they are not even playing the instruments, or writing the songs. pop music is a disgrace to humanity.

fuck tard: i love jessica simpson. she's so talented.

me: talented? she's fucking retarded.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

rednecks

stoopid, ignorant, rascist, inscest bastards of the south. usually, theyre fat, missin half thur teef, dirty, smelly, stoopid, cant reed ur rite wurth shit,and married to thur sister.
theyre the peeple that er mad at black people for being dumb, and lazy, when theire dumberer and lazier. and their mad at minoritees for takin their jobs. maybe thier gettin dem jobs cause thery can actually reed n rite. der.

redneck: my muthers my sister
me: what the fuck
redneck: i hate naggurs.
me: everyone hates you
redneck: i just git dun doin wit the thing there and the watchacallit over ther at the place in the widgit
me: what the fuck did you just say?
redneck: y'all come back now.
me: quit changing the subject, you retard.
redneck: shut up naggur
me: im not even black, fuckin moron
redneck: shutup u dern idgit

by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005