MetallilbangeR's definitions

god

who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.

God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

false metal

the horshit "music" that bands like slipknot, and korn make. music that requires no talent to make. based on an image, rather than quality of music. fuckin poser ass shit. i hate it. singers that cant sing, screaming meaningless lyrics, and playing power chord after powerchord, over and over.
garbage. music at its worst. Nu-metal.
disgrace to music. disgrace to mankind.
unfortunately MetallicA decided to sell out to this shit, and they dont make the good shit that they used too. its sad but true.

poser bitch: hey man, want to listen to slipknot

MetallibangeR: fuck no, lets listen to manowar, or slayer, or (early) metallica shit, or fuckin ozzy, you poser ass douche fuck.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

slipknot

slutknot sucks!!! they are a big talentless act. theyre not Nu-metal, theyre shit-metal. bunch of poser ass fucks hiding behind their halloween masks. all they do is scream and shit, and use powerchords over and over. a long time ago they invented these things called scales. use them bitches.
their music has no tone, which is kind of bad because thats what music is about.

person 1: OMG slipknot is so heavy

Person 2: what the fuck are you smokin?

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.

slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.

fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

pacific sunwear

fuckin poser store. real skaters/biker/surfers, or whatever dont even shop there. they go to thier local skate/bike shop. thats where poser ass preps shop. that store sucks. and its too expensive.

poser: look at this cool element shirt i got

Me: do you even skate board?

poser: no, why?

Me: fuckin poser.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

killswitch engage

the best metal band of this era. kick fucking ass. awesome lyrics, sick riffs, and great tone. these days their arent alot of good bands, but killswitch definately fuckin rules.
ROCK ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!

person 1: hey man, what are you listening to?

person 2: the killers!!!!

person 1: fuck that gay ass shit, listen to some killswitch, you fuckin pansy.

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005