MetallilbangeR's definitions

god

who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.

God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

false metal

the horshit "music" that bands like slipknot, and korn make. music that requires no talent to make. based on an image, rather than quality of music. fuckin poser ass shit. i hate it. singers that cant sing, screaming meaningless lyrics, and playing power chord after powerchord, over and over.
garbage. music at its worst. Nu-metal.
disgrace to music. disgrace to mankind.
unfortunately MetallicA decided to sell out to this shit, and they dont make the good shit that they used too. its sad but true.

poser bitch: hey man, want to listen to slipknot

MetallibangeR: fuck no, lets listen to manowar, or slayer, or (early) metallica shit, or fuckin ozzy, you poser ass douche fuck.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

pop

the shittiest type of music, that requires the least talent. shitty lyrics about stupid relationships, that most of the time arent even written by the "artist". pop singers usually lipsink while doing weird ass fucking movements that they like to call dance moves. the songs sound very gay, and are so awful that when i hear them my ears bleed, and i begin to have thoughts of commiting suicide. usually only the lead singer is accredited for being a musical genius, when they are not even playing the instruments, or writing the songs. pop music is a disgrace to humanity.

fuck tard: i love jessica simpson. she's so talented.

me: talented? she's fucking retarded.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

metal

the greatest fucking thing that ever happened to this earth.

metal is tha shit. of you dont like it you might as well be killed.

by metallilbanger February 18, 2005

afghan

people that will kick your ass, and throw sand in your eyes. they have magical powers too, but only when they are in a desert, because the sand gives them powers. if theyre not in the desert they have to carry a bag of sand around, but it doesnt give them as much power as the desert. dont fuck with them.

i cant think of an example right now, sorry!

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.

a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

fatass

F.A.T.A.S.S
Fucking Awsome Team of All Stupid Skaterboarders.
a skate posse started by me.

yo im a f.a.t.a.s.s. and im fuckin proud.

by MetallilbangeR April 23, 2006