MetallilbangeR's definitions

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.

a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

rednecks

stoopid, ignorant, rascist, inscest bastards of the south. usually, theyre fat, missin half thur teef, dirty, smelly, stoopid, cant reed ur rite wurth shit,and married to thur sister.
theyre the peeple that er mad at black people for being dumb, and lazy, when theire dumberer and lazier. and their mad at minoritees for takin their jobs. maybe thier gettin dem jobs cause thery can actually reed n rite. der.

redneck: my muthers my sister
me: what the fuck
redneck: i hate naggurs.
me: everyone hates you
redneck: i just git dun doin wit the thing there and the watchacallit over ther at the place in the widgit
me: what the fuck did you just say?
redneck: y'all come back now.
me: quit changing the subject, you retard.
redneck: shut up naggur
me: im not even black, fuckin moron
redneck: shutup u dern idgit

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

marilyn manson

a sick fucked up person. a fucking queer. the wannabe anti-christ. ozzy is tha real anti-christ.got his ribs taken out so he can suck his own cock.that is fucked up.cross dresses all the time. fuck that mutha fuka.

person 1: who is that really ugly chic over there?

person 2: oh, thats marilyn manson.

person 1: what the fuck!

by metallilbanger February 18, 2005

master of puppets

the song is about DAVE MUSTAINES drug addiction. if you dont know who mustaine is, youre an idiot.

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black sabbath created metal, metallica perfected it.

MetallicA was god
they are the metalligod that failed,
since they suck now
ITS SAD BUT TRUE

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

st. anger

ST. ANGER = SHIT
the worst MetallicA album every made.
shit. fuckin shit. i hate it.
i listened to the whole cd atleast 50 times. i tried really hard to get myself to like it, but i couldnt. its just too bad. a waste of 20 dollars.
THE METALLILGOD HAS FAILED!!!!!. ITS SAD BUT TRUE. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!
why did they sell out????WHY?????
metallica's skills have FADED TO BLACK.

retard: OMG i love st. anger

metallibanger: fuckin retard, that shit sucks, listen to master of puppetz, or kill em all.

retard: what are those.

metallibanger: WHAT?????????

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

ride the lightning

pure metal, straight up your ass.

too bad metallica sucks now, they used to be soo goooood.
the metalligod that failed
sad but true

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

jeffrey dahmer

an extremely fucked up person. slayer wrote a good song about him called "213". why 213?? because that was his apartment number where he killed and fucked people.

driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind, sexual realease buried deep inside. complete control of a prized possession. to touch and fondle with no objection. lonely souls, an emptiness fulfilled. physical pleasure and addictive thrill. an object of perverted reality. an obsession beyond your wildest dreams. death loves final embrace. your cool tenderness, memories keep love alive, memories will never die.
------------slayer rules---------------

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005