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Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.
Is Mr. Bates at this table?
by Meepster May 30, 2015
mugGet the Mr. Batesmug.

made of words

euphemism for a text that is extremely poorly written, poorly argumented, incongruent, or otherwise lacking logic; the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it is made of words
This restaurant has a negative review on Yelp, but it is, uh, made of words. Apparently the vegetables were undercooked and the undercooked broccoli set the customer's aunt's hair on fire?
by Meepster October 18, 2022
mugGet the made of wordsmug.

balls

they're testicles.

Do you have a problem with that?
by Meepster March 18, 2015
mugGet the ballsmug.

me

the person who wrote this definition. The awesomest person in the world.
by Meepster May 30, 2015
mugGet the memug.

bing

Bing is Microsoft's attempt to create a search engine, but it is mainly used to search for Google, the only good search engine.
by Meepster March 17, 2015
mugGet the bingmug.

merfishing

fishing for merpeople (mermen and mermaids)
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism
George: You wanna go merfishing with me this weekend?
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!
by Meepster December 2, 2021
mugGet the merfishingmug.

rhino

I went to Africa, and I saw rhinos, lions, zebras, and cheetahs.
by Meepster April 4, 2015
mugGet the rhinomug.

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