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by Meepster April 15, 2015

It's a street in New York. It's spelled Houston street, but it's pronounced house-ton street. It's a great way to trap foreigners.
by Meepster April 7, 2015

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.
by Meepster May 30, 2015

by Meepster April 20, 2015

by Meepster April 4, 2015

euphemism for a text that is extremely poorly written, poorly argumented, incongruent, or otherwise lacking logic; the only positive thing that can be said about it is that it is made of words
This restaurant has a negative review on Yelp, but it is, uh, made of words. Apparently the vegetables were undercooked and the undercooked broccoli set the customer's aunt's hair on fire?
by Meepster October 18, 2022

fishing for merpeople (mermen and mermaids)
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism
merfishing can be done with a net or with a hook and line.
while merpeople are sentient beings, consumption of merperson meat by humans is not considered cannibalism
George: You wanna go merfishing with me this weekend?
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!
Chad: Sure! I love to eat merman for dinner on Sundays!
by Meepster December 2, 2021
