19 definitions by Matt Miller

walking around with your wang hanging out of your pants
hey bro i can see your dick... O i know im long sleevein it!
by Matt Miller November 17, 2002
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what pirates say!
HAR HAR ARGH HAR!!! ARHG AHL:JDFJ:skljfa;sdkfj AHRHAH HAR HARARR!!!
by Matt Miller November 17, 2002
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To believe in the scientific theory of "evolution" in contrast to Christianity (which holds the real truths to back itself up)of which "evolution" has no evidence except for bones scattered over a 100 mile radius and a ton of missing links.
(Evolution is FALSE)
Bevelution is only followed by complete idiots who don't know how to think for themselves.
by Matt Miller January 15, 2004
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The meaning of Lucifer's name. This is because, although the morning star may be the first light of dawn, the sun (God) eventually rises and makes the other stars obsolete in its brilliance. Ironically, both Jesus and Mary are also called morning star.
by Matt Miller July 23, 2004
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Beelzebub, a translation of Baal-zebub. Both translate to Lord of Flies (more commonly), or Lord of the Dungheap. Because flies often gather around decaying corpses and as well spread disease, the term is symbolic for Lord of Death, Decay, Disease, etc. Beelzebub is either used as a synonym for Satan himself, or, as was made popular in Paradise Lost, as Satan's second-in-command devil.
You cast out devils by Beelzebub, chief of devils. (Accusation made toward Jesus, meaning he casts out devils by calling upon Satan.)
by Matt Miller May 28, 2004
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