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A postmodern form of geometry that promotes flawed thinking, where the correctness of a proof is relative—for example, in a geometric figure, if an angle looks right, then it is unquestionably taken to be ninety degrees; or if a line segment appears straight, then there is no reason to doubt otherwise.
Trumpian Geometry seems to exhibit the pattern of assumption-intimidation-conclusion, where answers to geometric problems are countries-dependent—for example, the answers to most questions when solved in Russia, Saudi Arabia, and North Korea are the same, but are situationally different elsewhere.
by MathPlus September 19, 2020
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The apple is like the fruity equivalent of the “unlucky Friday 13,” which has received such a bad press from superstitious folks, who would blame the date for anything that could possibly go wrong on that “evil day.”
by MathPlus September 13, 2021
Get the Apple mug.The use of art to creatively depict the number π to make it appear like porn math to an oft-innumerate public—when the most famous constant in mathematics looks pleasing to their naked eye albeit it is probably not so to their mind’s eye.
Even mathophobic artists couldn’t resist from indulging in some piometry every now and then to give their audience a faux appreciation of numerical or symbolic elegance.
by MathPlus April 21, 2021
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John who got Pfizer and his wife who got Moderna can’t wait until death to part ways—they told the judge that they can’t stand each other due to vaccine incompatibility.
by MathPlus February 19, 2022
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“I Got My Covaxin Jab” is like the Indian equivalent of “I Got My Sinovac Shot,” with both Indian and Chinese vaccines yet to receive any WHO-approval.
by MathPlus March 25, 2021
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Think of the US, Brazil, India, and Russia. The failure of these nations’ rogue leaders to contain the coronavirus pandemic arguably shows that “Covid-19 is right-wing.”
by MathPlus March 26, 2021
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by MathPlus April 21, 2021
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