Master Patrick Claire Thompson's definitions

jewbag

Another word, which some claim to be degrading, for jews

Look at that jewbag the jewish cunt

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 5, 2006

pete wentz

A bassist and writer in Fall Out Boy...but he's an ugly fuck so no wonder why he joined a band(which is just like every other scenester music....crap)

Girl 1# OMG is that Pete Wentz
Girl 2# OMG it is Pete! PETE! LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK FOR YOU!

Also....

Guy1# Omg it's Pete Wentz from that band fall out boy
Guy 2# My life is so depressing....
Guy1# We should chuck tomatoes at hi...er what?!

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 4, 2006

Gloucester

A place that is so fucking shit to live many teens revert to suicidal gestures to get this point across. Mainly inhabited by old fogeys and ginger chavs very rare to see any fit women...unless you have goggle eyes

Cor dunt gloucester suck...o areeeee

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 4, 2006

jazz mags

Another more subtle way of saying pornographic magazines

Aww but Mrs my mum found my Jazz mags underneath my pillow last night!

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 5, 2006

alternative

A label that includes Goth, Greebo, Skaters, Fetishtic wearers, Emos, Scenesters and the like

I feel really alternative today.

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 4, 2006

slipknot

Talented as they maybe together they sound shit. Mainly listened to by "teenie boppers" who havn't grown to appreciate good music (such as slayer ETC).

Have a fan bas who refer to them self as "maggots"....thats just how lame it really is.

OMFG 1 70@LL\/ $AW 5L!0|<07~
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TRANSLATION- OMFG I TOTALLY SAW SLIPKNOT.

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 5, 2006

sxe

Used by emos to define their life...They willinly "give up" on sex, alcohol and drugs...but many seem to smoke and drink on the weekends... SxE mainly means straight edge...though many emos fail.

SXE I'm soooo straight edge!

by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 4, 2006