Marki G's definitions

Nicolas Cage

An actor that can turn any crap into something watchable or better. He's great.

Nicolas Cage turned that crappy movie into something totally awesome.

by Marki G May 21, 2005

shark sandwich

Something bad; awful; disappointing.

Coming from This Is Spinal Tap, when the band's CD "Shark Sandwich" is referred to in one review only as "Shit Sandwich".

"That movie sucked big time. It was a Shark Sandwich."

by Marki G June 3, 2005

The Mustard

A name given to a homie when they do something exceptional or amazing. Used when other words can't describe the awesomeness of an occurence or person.

"When Johnny jumped off of his bike into the lake it was the mustard."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

carpet lake

The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.

"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

dayem

A slang term for damn. Often used by gangstas or thugs trying to play like they are "all that".

"dayem, she got some gangsta titties"

by Marki G May 19, 2005

nigg nigg

Basically the same as nig nig but with more effort. Punch it out when you speak it to give it the extra two g's at the end.

"yo, what a fuckin NIGG NIGG!"

by Marki G May 21, 2005

John Cusack

One of the most underrated actors of out day.

"John Cusack will never get the recognition he deserves."

by Marki G July 18, 2008