Mark H's definitions

nonad

Jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman's terms, a man with no nads(testicles).

Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 24, 2005

rice noodle

Disparaging slang term for an Asian man's penis.

(William Hung is spending some quality time with his first girlfriend whom he scored after finishing his performance, badly-covering Ricky Martin songs at UC-Berkeley)

Girl: "Willie I love you sooo much! You are the sweetest man I've ever met and known! I wanna cuddle with you all night long!"
William Hung: "Yeah pretty baby so do I! Now let's get into bed. Tonight I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
(the two get into bed and moments later...)
Girl: "Oh. Oh. Go deeper baby! I'm not satisfied."
William Hung: "I can't, bitch, that's as far in as I can go! And I think my rice noodle just went limp! Uh-oh. Looks like I've pulled a Rafael Palmeiro."




Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.

by Mark H May 30, 2005

drink someone under the table

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.

Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H June 1, 2005

boy scout

1)A boy who is a member of the Boy Scouts.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.

Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"





Mark H. Pimpin' new slang defs on UD since February 2004.

by Mark H June 10, 2005

buge ol' hoobies

A slurred and more fun way to say "huge ol' boobies." This doesn't need any more explanation, except for the fact that you may likely accidently say this if you are drunk off your ass. See also tig ol' bitties.

(Drunkards talking among themselves during the queen's royal banquet)...

"Let us drink tuh tha queer old dean *hic* and lets have sum of thum buge ol' hoobies!"





Mark H. Raping the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H June 28, 2005

blowrider

A blowjob administered to a man who's driving the vehicle in which his lover is riding in.

When Bill was going on a road trip away from D.C. one day, he was getting a blowrider from Monica throughout the long journey.





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 5, 2005

horizontal exclamation mark

Yet another witty slang term referring to an erect penis(stiffy; woodie; hard-on; boner).

Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!





Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.

by Mark H July 9, 2005