174 definitions by Mark H
Also known as "bush league." This is the lowest class of women on the farm team system who do not even merit a 1 on their appearance. In other words, these women would be very ugly and weather beaten and are generally avoided like the plague by most right-minded men looking for a significant other or just a fuck buddy to share their lives with.
Dave: Hey guys, meet my new girlfriend Fatima.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
*disgusting 600-pound porker walks in with her footsteps almost sounding like she could make the ground shake*
Mike: WHAT THE?!!
Richard: Oh shit...
Eric: So um, where you from? Boston?
Fatima: (bellowing) Why do you ask?
Eric: Well um, you remind me of this girl I met in uhhh... Cape Cod.
Fatima: WHAAT?! Are you calling me Cape Cod League?! You're DEAD little man!
Eric: Oh no!!! *gets thrown through window*
Fatima: I may be a bit healthy, but check this out! *flashes everyone; rolls upon rolls of blubber flop out*
Richard: For the love of God...
Mike: I share that feeling man.
Dave: More cushion for the pushin' baby! Awwwww riiiight!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 30, 2005
A wierd bizarre-ass looking monster from the Playstation game Castlevania: Symphonies of the Night(kickass game). The creature is made up of several dead cadavers of people piled up in a huge ball. This spherical mass of bodies floats above the ground. The center of the ball however, is the actual body of the creature itself(the surrounding ball of corpses is but a part of it). Tentacles jutting out from the central sea urchin-like(only without the spines) body support the mass of cadavers.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
The granfalloon attacks you by dropping out and animating a bunch of its corpses that in turn attack you like zombies. You need to keep hacking and slashing at the zombies to defend yourself. To kill the granfalloon itself, you need to keep jumping and using your weapons to break apart the ball of corpses. Once the central body is exposed however, things get harder when the granfaloon uses its many tentacles to shoot out laser-like beams in all directions around the room. You have to dodge the laser beams and keep trying to hit the central body, until you finally destroy the monster altogether.
The granfalloon can be found in the Catacombs, which is the lowest level of Dracula's castle.
Dude, that granfalloon thing has got to be one of the most original bosses in any game that I've ever fought against.
by Mark H June 19, 2004
by Mark H July 18, 2004
An awesome Canadian heavy metal band led by vocalist and head musician Devin Townsend, which consists of very heavy guitar riffage, intense drumming, and spectacularly angry lyrics shouted by Devin himself. Their album "City" which was released in 1997, is their most famous work and really something to listen to whenever you're pissed off and want to rebel against society's moral boundaries.
Forget Korn and Slipknot. All you "nu-metal" kids should listen to SYL's "City" album to know how REAL pissed-off metal should sound like!
by Mark H June 15, 2004
The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.
by Mark H July 15, 2004
A hoe that spends all day lying naked on her bed(or some other soft surface) masturbating and looking all used up, because of all the nymphomania she has gotten from fucking countless men throughout most of her life as a young woman.
The term "heaved" means fucked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "heave ho," which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.
The term "heaved" means fucked once so many times to the point of extensive use and has absolutely nothing to do with the phrase "heave ho," which sailors use as a command for pulling something, such as a rope, cable, or fishing net.
Daaaayum, won't dat bitch get up, stop jillin off and do sumthin' productive? Fo sheezy, someone call a doctor to get dat heaved hoe on rehab!
by Mark H September 1, 2004
A threesome in which a white woman is getting simultaneously screwed in her pussy and indabutt by two black men.
See also oreo'd.
See also oreo'd.
After helping their university win the basketball game, Terrell and Jaquan made off with a very hot white blonde cheerleader bitch from the losing university's team, took her into the men's locker room, and made an oreo cookie out of her.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H April 30, 2005