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the blood of Christ

Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.
Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!





Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 15, 2004
mugGet the the blood of Christmug.

forrest gump

British sort of rhyming slang term used in place of "dump" when someone says "I gotta go take a dump."
I'll be back later mate. I've got to go take a Forrest Gump.
by Mark H June 25, 2004
mugGet the forrest gumpmug.

assturbation-fueled car

The homosexual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. It is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.
Why just look at that faggot asshat in the assturbation-fueled car over there!
by Mark H July 15, 2004
mugGet the assturbation-fueled carmug.

assmate

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.
by Mark H July 15, 2004
mugGet the assmatemug.

T-units

A variation of the word "tits," inspired from the name of 50 cent's rap group(i.e. the G-Unit).
Dayum, check out that hot broad over there! I wanna grab a handful of those t-t-t-t-T-UNITS!





Mark H. UrbanDictionary afficionado since February 2004.
by Mark H October 28, 2004
mugGet the T-unitsmug.

sperm whale

A man with large genitals and/or is capable of ejaculating quantities of semen after an orgasm.
Wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! It's guys like you that make me happy!
by Mark H June 24, 2004
mugGet the sperm whalemug.

dog shit

1) Something that is worthless and of inferior quality.
2) Fecal excrement left by a dog.
(At the annual town chili festival)

Judge: "Alright Frank, we all know that you are a chili genious. You have made the best chili in town for two years already. No doubt that this will be your third year."
Frank: "Indeed sir, this is my latest recepie that I sure hope will make everyone's taste buds dance and sing! Go on, have a taste!"
Judge: *gets a spoon and tastes Frank's chili* *gags in disgust* "Why I am very sorry Frank, but this chili is utter dog shit."
Frank: "Whaaat!?"
Old Lady: "Hey you Frank, have you seen my Fido around here? He's a large Great Dane and I have had a history of trouble keeping him on my leash. I am very sure I saw him right here. In fact, I even saw him climb up onto your stove and take a crap in your chili while it was still cooking!"
Judge: *suddenly feels very sick and loses his dinner all over the ground*





Mark H. UrbanDictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 7, 2005
mugGet the dog shitmug.

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