Definitions by Marcel Leroux

man-chutney 

Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.

"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."

man-chutney by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

gonad gravy

Yet another word comparing semen to a creamy food product

"She gulped my gonad gravy like a vanilla protein shake."

gonad gravy by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

whippie 

A combination wigger/hippie. Wears hemp necklaces and baggy jeans, or corduroys and a 50 Cent t-shirt. Likes Phish and the Roots. Nine times out of ten, they're pot dealers who started out college as hippies but slowly metamorphosed.

"That dude sketches me out."

"What do you expect? he's a whippie."

whippie by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Our titular heroine

A female with huge or really magnificent breasts.

"Here comes our titular heroine."

Our titular heroine by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

fucktician 

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.

"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."

fucktician by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

man-chowder 

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.

"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."

man-chowder by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004