Marcel Leroux's definitions

fucktician

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.

"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

Our titular heroine

A female with huge or really magnificent breasts.

"Here comes our titular heroine."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

East Asshole

A faraway place; the other side of the world

Damn, nigga, you live way out in East Asshole.

by Marcel Leroux August 17, 2004

man-chowder

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.

"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

perked

Wouldn't it be better for, like, Percoset? Due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?

Dude, I was totally perked last night.

Tell me about it. You fucking pissed yourself.

by Marcel Leroux August 26, 2004

man-chutney

Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.

"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004