Marcel Leroux's definitions

man-chowder

Semen, so named for its similarity in texture and color to clam chowder. New England, of course.

"I splattered her bowels with man-chowder."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

fucktician

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.

"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

hot dog tits

Breasts that droop into an elongated shape.

"Check out the hot dog tits on that chick!"

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

perked

Wouldn't it be better for, like, Percoset? Due to the obvious phoenetic similarities?

Dude, I was totally perked last night.

Tell me about it. You fucking pissed yourself.

by Marcel Leroux August 26, 2004

East Asshole

A faraway place; the other side of the world

Damn, nigga, you live way out in East Asshole.

by Marcel Leroux August 17, 2004

man-chutney

Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.

"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004