1 definition by Marc King of Bling
n.
Bling, Also Known as "Heavy Shit", "Gold",
Cheap, Tacky, "Real Gold, init", Jewelery worn by
townies. The Best outlet for this trendy plastic crap is your local market or for those living larger towns your local Argos. When Buying bling always remeber to use money that was aquired by either: Prostitution, Dealing or Robbing a Year 1 of his/her Dinner money, Otherwise your sale will be rejected.
Bling, Also Known as "Heavy Shit", "Gold",
Cheap, Tacky, "Real Gold, init", Jewelery worn by
townies. The Best outlet for this trendy plastic crap is your local market or for those living larger towns your local Argos. When Buying bling always remeber to use money that was aquired by either: Prostitution, Dealing or Robbing a Year 1 of his/her Dinner money, Otherwise your sale will be rejected.
"I juus' bor' dis well gud bling, bruv,init."
"Ahhh Mate Respect."
"It cos' me five eighy."
"Bruv that is Well 'sensive"
"yeah, me bitch wuz on da game fur munfs"
"Safe!"
"Ahhh Mate Respect."
"It cos' me five eighy."
"Bruv that is Well 'sensive"
"yeah, me bitch wuz on da game fur munfs"
"Safe!"
by Marc King of Bling September 7, 2005