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windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player
WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.
by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005
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Rusthead

Or a new metal head, not to be confused with a nu metal head, because nu metal sucks, we are a society (or at least i am) of metalheads that dont conform to ANY group, that would include metalheads. Metal ISN'T supposed to have a dress code. A rusthead is nearly impossible to dissern from a non rusthead because we dont conform to the metalhead stereotype, but we do like metal. Personally, this ironhead dislikes nu-metal, mainstream and especially SATAN. We dont fit ANY stereotypes...one thing that sets this particular ironhead apart is the dark skin. Every ironhead is different simply because there is no set status quo, because as a sub species of metalhead, we hate those. The dress code is pants and a shirt...accessories are welcome and ears are mandatory.

We also like other kinds of music...
Metalhead1- Pantera!!
Metalhead2- Slayer!!
Metalhead3- GWAR!!
Rusthead- yep..
metalhead1- You, with the unique clothing, what are you dont here!! You are not metal!!!
Rusthead- Oh? How you figure?
Metalhead2- You aren't following the dress code!
Rusthead- Not supposed to be a dresscode for metal, boys, i am also a metalhead, but i dont conform...if you were to put a label on me, it would probobly say Rust
Metalhead3- But satan is king!!
Rusthead- No, he isn't. Metal is about the music, not the friggin' fashion, now back up before i split a motherfucker
Metalhead1- How can you consider yourself a metalhead, you dont dress like us! We are nonconformists-
Rusthead- Yep, really indivitual, look, there is a reason we call you 1 2 and 3, we couldn't distinguish between you guys otherwise. Look, the fact that you guys have put a status quo on metal is a friggin' irony, simply because the purpose of metal is to not conform to anything, so the more you guys look like each other, the less metal you become
*metalhead3 bursts into tears.
by ManOfTheDiaspora May 16, 2005
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rob zombie

The mad, mad, macabre musician making many mother cry as their children bob thier heads and grow thier dreads. Former front man of the 80's shlock rock band White Zombie, he has moved on to greater and more mad things.
Brah1- You heard the new Zombie track?
Brah2- Hell yeah, that mothafucka's crazy
by ManOfTheDiaspora May 17, 2005
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ahso

1)A word that essentially acknowedledge any kind of statement or news.
2)Also said by old asian men in cheesey kung fu movies
3) Short for "ah, it is so"
yeah, i came out of the closet and my dad shot me to death
Ahso

Old asian man- Ahsooooo....

So you went to california?
Ahso
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 6, 2005
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sporm

Pornography in spam form, the only bona fide way to make junk mail fun
I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 9, 2005
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nigger

*coming from a proud black male*
1. A nigger is a person of dark skin that fucks shit up for the rest of us proud African/Jamaican/Haitian americans.
Characteristics: Laziness, Ignorance, Racism, Belligerence, Cleptomania and an all around urge to just do dumb shit
2. A derogatory term used by racists to demean Blacks, though there are other cases of other races, but i shant get into that as of now.
3. One who "nigs"
Random Human - Hey, why aint cracker censored when nigger is, that shit is damn fuckin racist!
Me - Okay , look brother, the reason that nigger and cracker arent considered equal is simply that the word nigger was used for hundreds of years to deman black people and was often shouted when whipping, working or shooting to death a slave. The word cracker more or less came into popularity when whites were just fucking up, personally, i don't believe in degrading any race, just dislike individuals of said race. Cracker, moreover was formed combat the words nigger, coon, tarbaby...dbro there is a page of derogatory terms for blacks and less then seven for whites...
RH - Wow, you is an articulated nigger
Me - Goddam cracker
RH - WHATD YOU CALL ME?!
by ManOfTheDiaspora July 24, 2008
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urban dictionary

UD, an outlet for people to just vent about the world around them as they see it, quick wit and writing skill is appreciated...though I lack both
Me - Bro, there are only nine definitions of urban dictionary on urbandictionary.com
Someone else - GEH?!
by ManOfTheDiaspora July 15, 2008
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