ManoftheDiaspora's definitions

spizz

The crap left in the bottom of a whip cream can consisting of 10% creame 90% nitrous oxide. If you look closely, it does look like light jizz.
If you are a fan of whip-its this is the oppurtune time to get silly on laughing gas.

Yo, brah, hit me up with some whipped creame
yeah...oh dang, its just spizzin', this could take a while.

by ManOfTheDiaspora May 8, 2005

bb king

Essentially the Jimi Hendirx of blues. Considered by many to be one of the most influencial guitarists (Blues or otherwise) of all time and the undisputed king of blues.
He and Jimi collaborated on a few songs, and if he were dead, he would be considered an equal to the late Jimi Hendrix.
His birth name is Riley King, but changed his name to Blues Boy.

Greatest guitarists of all time (in no particular order)
Jimi Hendrix, BB King, Slash, Zakk Wylde, Tony Iommi, Eric Clapton, Randy Rhoads and ummm....Jesus

by ManOfTheDiaspora May 6, 2005

queen

What your woman/girlfriend/wife/main ho is to be addressed as
Most powerfeul piece in chess
A flamboyant man, usually gay
A rock band whose vocalist was Freddie Mercury
A female monarch

Baby, you my queen
HAH! I took your queen, bitch!
Goddam, you are such a friggin queen
I got the new queen album...no wonder they call themselves queen...
Queen Victoria is fuckin up, look at these taxes!

by ManOfTheDiaspora July 15, 2008

windows media player

Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player

WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.

by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005

BET

A tasteless telivision network that is in fact the reason for many of the problems of Afro-American society. It supports stereotypical views of us blacks, instill bad grammar and sloppy dress.
It also causes many of my unghetto ghetto dwelling peers and myself to get many frustrating questions
BET is the antithesis of the African Diaspora and negates and nullifies everything our ancestors were

MeltswingMM2000: our pround black heritage, the african diaspora has taken a backseat to hiphop culture and BET
MeltswingMM2000: wtf...BET is owned by white people...
MeltswingMM2000: not to make any kind of racist point
H CheeseSandwich: whoa
MeltswingMM2000: BET is what is currupting our culture
H CheeseSandwich: thats all we had left! why cant they get....WET?
MeltswingMM2000: i say fuck bet
MeltswingMM2000: luckily...
MeltswingMM2000: we have a channel called TVOne MeltswingMM2000: TVOne is a tasteful alternative to BET
H CheeseSandwich: oh
MeltswingMM2000: i am offended by black people who give me heat about the way i talk and that i dont watch BET
MeltswingMM2000: you know what, D
MeltswingMM2000: we should learn Swahili and Mandinka

by ManOfTheDiaspora April 22, 2005

ahso

1)A word that essentially acknowedledge any kind of statement or news.
2)Also said by old asian men in cheesey kung fu movies
3) Short for "ah, it is so"

yeah, i came out of the closet and my dad shot me to death
Ahso

Old asian man- Ahsooooo....

So you went to california?
Ahso

by ManOfTheDiaspora June 6, 2005

friend

In friend there is an R that stands for real, without the R its fiend, a merciless demon only wanting to destroy you.

You aint no friend, you's a fiend dog

by ManoftheDiaspora July 1, 2005