1 definition by Mac High Alumni
A County located up in Northern California known for marijuana and meth addicts. Anybody with a brain leaves this place and never comes back. The people who stay or return are usually white trash and/or hicks who realize their backwards thinking won't cut it in the modern society and hence they have to return to Humboldt County to smoke some weed or tweak on meth to forget that they are losers.
Golly gee I drove past the Redwood curtain and saw so many people in the big city I shitted on myself and immediately came back to Humboldt to get high on weed and meth.
by Mac High Alumni December 29, 2010