Mac's definitions

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

Relik

aaaaahaaaaaaaaa HE'S THE RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Relik is our God!

by Mac December 12, 2003

butthead

The aliens know as Talosians from Rigel 7 from the original pilot from Star Trek. Also in the two part episode "The Menagerie". Look at the back of their huge heads, they're butts.

The buttheads of Rigel 7 held me in a cage and made me kiss a butt ugly women

by MAC May 8, 2003

methadone

A brief relationship or hookup used to get over a serious relationship.

Mike: Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?

Dave:Nah, i just needed some methadone to get over Nancy

by mac May 13, 2005

Throwing the cat around

Off hand reference to a girl slutting around, esp on the rebound.

After her divorce, mary threw the cat around like a college girl on spring break

by mac September 13, 2004

butt-housed

extremely wasted, drunk, inebriated, tanked, sloshed, blasted

That choch is totally butt-housed. He won't be throwin the ball around like the boys tonight.

by Mac April 17, 2003

wine

A white or red liquid containing alcohol that is usually found in the cabinet in a glass bottle. Once indulged, one might do things he might normally not do, and have a great time doing it.

I got hammered on wine all last night at the party and then drove my SUV through the mall. It was fucking great.

by Mac December 3, 2003