4 definitions by MS Libertarian
A person who feels narcissistically entitled to someone else’s parking spot and will back up to steal it. The parkissist is in a line of cars looking for spaces and has already moved past a spot, but then realizes someone is about to back out of the already-passed spot. Someone else is behind the parkissist and therefore is waiting in the appropriate position for the about-to-be-vacant spot, but the parkissist puts his or her car into reverse and backs up, in order to steal it from the person who deserves it. It does not enter the parkissist’s mind at all that he/she has already passed the spot and therefore should just accept the missed opportunity and move on. Nor does it enter their mind that they are backing up nearly all the way to the front bumper of the person who should rightfully be getting the spot, or that said person should get the spot.
Backing up to snag an about-to-be-open spot is acceptable if there are no other cars behind waiting for that spot, but a Parkissist commits the backing up routine even when there is a line of cars behind.
by MS Libertarian June 30, 2014
This is a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, "free"comprehensive healthcare, "free" education, "free" food, "free" housing, "free" clothing, "free" utilities, and only Law Enforcement has guns.
Prison is a liberal paradise.
by MS Libertarian February 6, 2014
A greasy stain that usually appears on one of your shirts after being washed without pre-treating it. Source of the stain is unknown, but the culprit is most likely from the greasy chicken you had last night or from the Vaseline or lotion you used to, well, you know, and you didnt wash your hands well enough. Of course, you're gonna blame the chicken. In either case, if the spot doesn't come out, you throw the shirt away.
Mom: "Son, what's that stain on your shirt?"
Me: *blush* "Oh! I was wearing this the other night at supper when we had fried chicken and I guess I wiped my hand on my shirt. It's a mystery stain, mom."
Me: *blush* "Oh! I was wearing this the other night at supper when we had fried chicken and I guess I wiped my hand on my shirt. It's a mystery stain, mom."
by MS Libertarian January 25, 2014
The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces
Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.
by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017