Lord Grimcock's definitions

Necrobation

An act of masturbation involving non-living organic material; specifically, one performed by night in a clearing at solstice while repeatedly grimvoking the name of the Necrowizard. Suitable receptacles for necrobation include the still-lukewarm carcasses of homopriests.

Coining credit goes to Seth Putnam of Impaled Northern Moonforest.

The kvlt necrolyte of Shub-Niggurath done a necrobation into the frozen orifice of the homocleric... bloodlustfully.

by Lord Grimcock August 15, 2007

chopper

British slang for a man's tummy banana.

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

chthonic

Aside from its conventional meaning (look it up) can be used as a substitute for 'cool' or 'worthy' in the company of fringe metalheads and acolytes of the Necrowizard.

Amon Amarth are chthonic as fuck.

by Lord Grimcock January 16, 2008

GröFaZ

Nick amusingly given to Adolf Hitler by certain of his commanders out of earshot.

Taken, with every degree of irony, from 'Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten' - Greatest War Leader of All Time.

In demanding the reduction of the Kursk salient without providing for a reserve while we were still reeling from Kharkov, GröFaZ totally fucked us over. - Manstein: Lost Victories

by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

ecosser

A tosser from Scotland; one prone to driving a car with an 'Ecosse' bumper sticker figleafing his ingrained hatred for the English.

Your Ecosser is the best-balanced person in the world; he has a chip on both shoulders.

by Lord Grimcock October 20, 2007

telemanchecoprobleptophobia

The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

by Lord Grimcock March 30, 2009

NSDAP

Necro-Sodomising Dread Acolytes Party. The ruling faction and only political organisation permitted under the bleak, frostbitten, arcane and longed-for hegemony of Planet Norway.

When the Age of Frost begins, my grimling, this puny, lukewarm Social-Democratic state will be inverted into the billion-year NSDAP rike tyranny seamily and with the maximum of unpleasantness.

by Lord Grimcock October 6, 2008