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by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
Get the slotbadger mug.Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007
Get the spenk mug.Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.
RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007
Get the fuppie mug.British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.
Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
Get the gleet mug.A: I found this crippled bantam on Wansbeck Road and have spent the last 2 months nursing him back to health.
B: What an grandmaster of cock succour you truly are.
B: What an grandmaster of cock succour you truly are.
by Lord Grimcock August 5, 2008
Get the cock succour mug.The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.
Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?
by Lord Grimcock January 5, 2008
Get the Catterick condom mug.Pressed against that schoolgirl's hip on the axle seat of the 57, I'm ashamed to say I involuntarily released a few drops of ball glaze as we passed over that unmade road, Father.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
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