9 definitions by Lord Ass
This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
by Lord Ass June 25, 2005
by Lord Ass June 19, 2005
by Lord Ass June 27, 2005
Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever.
Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.
Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road.
"Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore."
"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."
"Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies."
by Lord Ass June 23, 2005
Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"
by Lord Ass June 23, 2005
by Lord Ass June 26, 2005