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Trojan

A make of condom or shealth used to prevent the transition of semen from a man to a woman, man or animal.
"Yeah mate, I whacked on the ol' Trojan and did her in the batty"
by Link December 8, 2004
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Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult
"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"
by Link December 8, 2004
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cum

Cum, or hot white sticky love piss is often extruded from the male phallus when he reaches an orgasm. Affectionatly known as 'burping the worm' or 'blowing your nuts'this can be acheived in a number of ways.
Namely when the phallus or spam javlin is caressed in a vigourous and well exercised manner or inserted into a females vagina or panty hamsterand rammed home.

Women can experience 'cuming' too but they have the ability to mask it from whomever they are with. And often do so forthwith.
"I'm gonna cum", exlaimed Steve, as he 'burped the worm' in Sandra's face
by Link January 21, 2005
mugGet the cummug.

Ricer

A person who takes a perfectly good car, and turns it into a ugly peice of shit on wheel by adding, uneccesary aftermarket parts ie huge spoilers, stupid body kits, NOS sticker

more associated with import owners
The fuckin civic is rice. What a ricer
by Link December 26, 2003
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Notepad

Dear mom, II have decided that suicide is the best thing....
hghgjhgj uyhgyg
by Link June 26, 2004
mugGet the Notepadmug.

Microsoft Word

write letterz n' shit, yo!
no example is needed, dude
by Link January 17, 2005
mugGet the Microsoft Wordmug.

biatch

How idiots spell bee-atch or bee-otch.
by Link May 2, 2004
mugGet the biatchmug.

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