40 definitions by Libertine

raise a big stink

To make a loud, prolonged complaint, especially in a public situation.

If Mary doesn't get the promotion, she will raise a big stink about it to everyone in the office.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

dial tone

A dull, boring person with absolutely no individuality.

John has all the personality of a dial tone.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

dead into it

To be right in the middle of sex, buried to the hilt inside of a woman.

I was dead into it when her husband opened the door and caught us together.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.

You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.

by Libertine October 11, 2005

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.

Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.

by Libertine February 10, 2013

newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 4, 2005