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dial tone

John has all the personality of a dial tone.
by Libertine October 2, 2005
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dead into it

To be right in the middle of sex, buried to the hilt inside of a woman.
I was dead into it when her husband opened the door and caught us together.
by Libertine October 2, 2005
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slurp and burp

A generic name for a cheap fast food place that serves greasy food.
I was in a hurry, so I stopped into the slurp and burp to grab a bit on the way home.
by Libertine October 3, 2005
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bump off

to kill, especially a planned hit.
The drug dealer paid a hit man to bump off the someone who owed him a lot of money
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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beep box

A small cheap car, an "econobox". Beep boxes typically have a boxy, boring, no-frills body style and a high pitched horn that sounds like it belongs on a toy car. The old Chevy Chevettes and Ford Festivas are typical examples of beep boxes.
John didn't have much money, so he had to buy a beep box.
by Libertine October 19, 2005
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newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet
I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.
by Libertine October 4, 2005
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numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.
That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.
by Libertine September 4, 2009
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