Libertine 's definitions

Booger King

A derogatory name for Burger King.

When I was a kid, we had a rhyme that was a take off of their current advertising jingle:

The bigger the boogers
The greener the boogers
The boogers are bigger
At Booger King!

I had a nasty burger at Booger King

by Libertine October 3, 2005

numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

by Libertine September 4, 2009

newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

barn burner

a big dramatic disagreement, a shouting match, or a knockdown dragdown fight.

When Mary caught Sue with her husband, they had a barn burner of a fight.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

gangbang

For a person who works for tips, such as a waiter or a pizza delivery driver, when they work an entire shift without getting a single tip. Related to the slang word for not getting a tip: "stiff".

I got so many stiffs working last night that I thought I was at a gangbang.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016