Libertine 's definitions

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

wankstain

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

Booger King

A derogatory name for Burger King.

When I was a kid, we had a rhyme that was a take off of their current advertising jingle:

The bigger the boogers
The greener the boogers
The boogers are bigger
At Booger King!

I had a nasty burger at Booger King

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Crackerbox

A small, badly constructed house in a poor neighborhood, usually an older house.

Joe lives with his wife and four kids in a two bedroom crackerbox near the railroad tracks.

by Libertine November 24, 2011

bomb out

1. To fail, to perform poorly.

2. To be rejected.

1. Tom was afraid that he was going to bomb out on his math test.

2. John bombed out when he asked Jane on a date.

by Libertine September 28, 2009

by-blow

18th century slang for a child born out of wedlock.

As well as having a daughter with his wife, Ben Franklin fathered a by-blow by another woman. (This is true).

by Libertine October 2, 2005

beep box

A small cheap car, an "econobox". Beep boxes typically have a boxy, boring, no-frills body style and a high pitched horn that sounds like it belongs on a toy car. The old Chevy Chevettes and Ford Festivas are typical examples of beep boxes.

John didn't have much money, so he had to buy a beep box.

by Libertine October 19, 2005