Libertine 's definitions

dragging anchor

How a person feels going about their normal activities after not getting enough sleep and having insomnia.

I was up all night with a cold, so I spent the next day at work dragging anchor.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.

Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.

by libertine February 10, 2013

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.

I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.

by Libertine October 8, 2005

Booger King

A derogatory name for Burger King.

When I was a kid, we had a rhyme that was a take off of their current advertising jingle:

The bigger the boogers
The greener the boogers
The boogers are bigger
At Booger King!

I had a nasty burger at Booger King

by Libertine October 3, 2005

Crackerbox

A small, badly constructed house in a poor neighborhood, usually an older house.

Joe lives with his wife and four kids in a two bedroom crackerbox near the railroad tracks.

by Libertine November 24, 2011

dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".

After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"

by Libertine October 3, 2005