Libertine 's definitions

Helen Keller routine

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

by Libertine October 3, 2005

morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.

I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.

by Libertine October 8, 2005

will and grace moment

(n) When a sexually confused (and ultimately gay) man "tries" having sex with a woman who is his closest friend to determine his sexual orientation, similarly to how, in the sitcom "Will and Grace", Will verifies that he is gay by trying to have sex with Grace.

Bob: Hey Sally, so your best friend Steve is definitely gay?

Sally: Yep, he came over last night, we had some wine, one thing led to another, and... well, let's just say we totally had a will and grace moment... He is definitely gay.

by libertine February 10, 2013

dragging anchor

How a person feels going about their normal activities after not getting enough sleep and having insomnia.

I was up all night with a cold, so I spent the next day at work dragging anchor.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

wankstain

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016

flat tire

A person who is boring, a downer.

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s

When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.

by Libertine September 23, 2009