Libertine 's definitions

cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

by Libertine September 4, 2009

newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

step on it

To hurry, to accelerate.

If he didn't drive faster, we were going to be late, so I told him to step on it.

by Libertine October 4, 2005

bump off

to kill, especially a planned hit.

The drug dealer paid a hit man to bump off the someone who owed him a lot of money

by Libertine October 4, 2005

dial tone

A dull, boring person with absolutely no individuality.

John has all the personality of a dial tone.

by Libertine October 2, 2005

dead into it

To be right in the middle of sex, buried to the hilt inside of a woman.

I was dead into it when her husband opened the door and caught us together.

by Libertine October 2, 2005