Liberal Lady Ann's definitions

Furry Fandom

The stylish new brand of bestiality taking the world by storm! Yes, some of them are completely disinterested in having sexual relationships with cartoons of anthropomorphic dogs, but in the same way that Mama June doesn't want to screw Honey Boo Boo! Their garb is furry costumes, leashes, and butt plug tails!

Guy 1: Shelia is hot! Think she's single?
Guy 2: No, she's not single because she has an online boyfriend named Shadow Claw who pretends to be a wolf with emo hair.

Guy 1: Why the hell would she like someone like that?
Guy 2: Because they're a members of the Furry Fandom.

Guy 1: Shit, once she grows out of this she's going to be so embarrassed. Anyway, I'd rather not date someone who'd prefer a date with my cat.
Guy 2: Good choice. Give her some time and she'll get through it.

by Liberal Lady Ann May 7, 2017

The Spawn of Satan

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump

CNN Reporter: Our presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump!
Everyone else: Look! The Spawn of Satan!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

Bigotry

Donald Trump

Donald Trump: Mexicans are rapists! And I have the best hair in America.
Court: You have been accused of defamation and bigotry, how do you plead?
Donald Trump: Not guilty! The media misrepresented me!
Court: But here we have the footage showing you very clearly -
Donald Trump: What is "footage"?

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

Liar

Hillary Clinton

"How do you tell Hillary Clinton is a liar? Her emails were eaten by the boogyman!"

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

The Irish

An ethnic group that originated from the island of Ireland. Historically, they were proficient tradesmen, artisans, and founders of the Gaelic language. They were some of the fiercest fighters in Europe, and were grouped in familial tribes under a democratically elected King or Queen. The Romans refused to fight them, but the English decided they were up to the task. After a small time period of only 400 years, they finally conquered Ireland. By the mid-late 1800's it became safe enough for an Englishman to travel to all parts of Ireland. Since they now had complete and total control, the English decided to, as usual, abuse their subjects. The Irish were treated as second-class citizens, sold as slaves overseas, and made to pay harsh taxes. In the early 1900's the Irish fought back, and the southern portion of Ireland regained freedom. The northern part did not. To this day there is hope that Ireland will once again be reunited as a whole country once again. With the advent of Brexit, these dreams will likely be realized within the next 30 years.

The children of Ireland can be found across the globe, and can be recognized from their high cheekbones, mid-depth eye-sockets, downward slanted eye-sockets, pointed eyebrows, pale white skin, thin lips, broad shoulders, strong chins, and mostly clan based surnames. ie Kelly, O'Donnell, ect.

"They're the Irish."

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

You

A very pretty, kind person who won't let anything get them down. Empathetic, diligent, and a chronic procrastinator. You are loved.

"You are beautiful."

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016

The Ku Klux Klan

A flock of walking toilet paper rolls. The tip is even folded nicely, for a classy touch.

Guy 1: The Ku Klux Klan is coming to town.
Guy 2: Grab a baseball bat, nab a couple and we'll make Grammy comfortable throughout the rest of the year without having to buy triple-ply.
Guy 1: I'll go get the kids. They'll love this!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 7, 2016