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A term used to describe the phenomenon that occurs when 2 people with entirely different or opposing worldviews humour each other and pretend to be friends. Derived from the wildly successful and prolific "Get a Mac" advertising campaign by Apple, in which John Hodgman and Justin Long play personified versions of a personal computer and a Macintosh computer.
1) Atheist: I totally had to Mac/PC it last night; we had our new neighbors over for dinner and it turns out they're devout Jehovah's Witnesses.
2) Pothead: I went for my job interview today, and my potential new boss mentioned he hates marijuana users. Guess I'll have to Mac/PC it if I get the job!
2) Pothead: I went for my job interview today, and my potential new boss mentioned he hates marijuana users. Guess I'll have to Mac/PC it if I get the job!
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the Mac/PC mug.A term coined by cannabis users (arguably the most prolific neologists). Derived from bogart, to unfairly smoke cannabis, i.e. to take more from the joint/blunt/bowl/vapo than your fellow members of the session are taking.
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by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
Get the boge mug.1. A term which describes a marijuana cigarette that is significantly larger than one would normally smoke; specific to the use of white, clear, or other cigarette rolling papers, so as to distinguish from a blunt. Origin: unknown.
2., 3., 4., 5., etc. See the other 5000 lame definitions for this word that myself and everyone I know use exclusively for describing a big joint.
2., 3., 4., 5., etc. See the other 5000 lame definitions for this word that myself and everyone I know use exclusively for describing a big joint.
1. Stoner One: Dude, I just killed this stock-broker looking dude on the sidewalk by stabbing him in the neck! It sliced his artery and blood sprayed everywhere, drenching myself and passers-by. So I ran off to go clean up at place where no one would notice - DickDonald's. It was pretty sweet, 'cause I was hungry so I grabbed a couple Big Mac's after blocking the bathroom door and deflecting the water in the sink so it sprayed everywhere, allowing me to have a make-shift shower. Anyway, that's not what I'm excited about. I took his wallet, and there's $900 bucks in it! Let's go grab an ounce and smoke gunners all night! Then we can get some hookers!
Stoner Two: Fucking awesome!
Stoner One: You know, this killing-people-and-taking-their-shit thing is pretty cool. I could get used to it.
2. Julie the kindergarten teacher likes to smoke regular sized joints after work throughout the week, but on the weekends she quietly enjoys a gunner while working on crossword puzzles.
Stoner Two: Fucking awesome!
Stoner One: You know, this killing-people-and-taking-their-shit thing is pretty cool. I could get used to it.
2. Julie the kindergarten teacher likes to smoke regular sized joints after work throughout the week, but on the weekends she quietly enjoys a gunner while working on crossword puzzles.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
Get the gunner mug.1. The word used by anyone born before 1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.
2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.
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2. The shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much opium*.
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1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone?? Poppycock!
2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
2. After binge-ing on opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
Get the poppycock mug.1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.
Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
Get the Johnsonville Brat mug.A derogatory nickname for the Pepsi-owned fast food chain, Taco Bell; inspired by the repulsive, cheese-like scent of the fungus (Candida albicans) which flourishes under the foreskin of an unkempt, uncircumcised penis (and in the vagina of women with yeast infections).
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
Get the Cockmold Smell mug.Acronym for "too hot for facebook".
Said by those wishing to comment on revealing, sexually suggestive, or just plain sexy facebook pictures that they're friends have posted.
Also used as an adjective to refer to photos that are not necessarily on facebook (although likely will be in the near future).
By the way, facebook is the Devil.
Said by those wishing to comment on revealing, sexually suggestive, or just plain sexy facebook pictures that they're friends have posted.
Also used as an adjective to refer to photos that are not necessarily on facebook (although likely will be in the near future).
By the way, facebook is the Devil.
facebook photo comment: I think I can see your nipple in this one!! thffb!
casual online/text conversation: Hittin the beach this Saturday :D gonna all kinds of thffb pics!
casual online/text conversation: Hittin the beach this Saturday :D gonna all kinds of thffb pics!
by Leroy Brown 420 May 26, 2009
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