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Johnsonville Brat

1. A brand name of bratwurst sausages, possibly known to some Canadians for their low-budget, ridiculous commercial from around 2005.

2. An extended, more penis-image-conjuring version of the slang word johnson.

Note: another funny sausage name to bastardize by referring to penises is English Banger.
So what I didn't realize last night when that stipper grabbed my Johnsonville Brat was that she was distracting me while she stole my ring and my watch.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 5, 2009
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Cockmold Smell

A derogatory nickname for the Pepsi-owned fast food chain, Taco Bell; inspired by the repulsive, cheese-like scent of the fungus (Candida albicans) which flourishes under the foreskin of an unkempt, uncircumcised penis (and in the vagina of women with yeast infections).
Fuck that, I'm not eating at Cockmold Smell - I'd rather fuck your Canesten-using mom.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
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pint

(verb) To use selfish or unfair tactics, most notably when utilized by a merchandiser on his/her customer.

(pinty, adjective) Used to describe a person or organization's selfish, unfair, or profit-motivated actions.

Origin: Likley coined by a Jew who was tired of hearing words of antisemitic origin being used by non-antisemitic people, such as the verb form of "jew" (Ex. I tried out that new restaurant on 34th street, but their prices suck. I got jewed.) Possibly also coined by a Gypsy who felt a new word needed to replace the term "gyp" (Ex. I made a huge profit from that deal, I really gyped my purchaser).
1. I tried out that dealer who's number you gave me last week, but I got pinted, real bad. I'm never buying weed from him again. Thanks for nothing, dumbass.

2. I split a pizza with Jim the other day, but the pinty fucker ate the whole thing while I was taking a shit.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009
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señor piñor

A derivation of pinner, a small marijuana cigarette.

The name implies that it may be a slightly bigger pinner than one would normally roll, however, this is trivial, as even the smallest of joints could be referred to as a señor piñor.
Stoner 1: Let's smoke a gunner!

Stoner 2: I only have 2 grams to last me the week, so let's just smoke a señor piñor.

Stoner 1: You're pint.
by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009
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thffb

Acronym for "too hot for facebook".

Said by those wishing to comment on revealing, sexually suggestive, or just plain sexy facebook pictures that they're friends have posted.

Also used as an adjective to refer to photos that are not necessarily on facebook (although likely will be in the near future).

By the way, facebook is the Devil.
facebook photo comment: I think I can see your nipple in this one!! thffb!

casual online/text conversation: Hittin the beach this Saturday :D gonna all kinds of thffb pics!
by Leroy Brown 420 May 26, 2009
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rehale

To inhale again what one has just exhaled.

Usually used when referring to the smoke of marijuana. Not recommended when using the dryer-sheet-over-the-end-of-a-paper-towel-roll thingy, a.k.a spoof (as said in Oshawa) or silencer (as said in Oakville).
I have like 0.2 geebo's of kron left...looks like we're gonna have to rehale our hits.
by Leroy Brown 420 May 18, 2009
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Queen of the Harpies

1. Presumably, the leader of the terrifying female bird-monsters of Greek mythology.

2. Ann Coulter.
I loathe Ann Coulter; she truly is the Queen of the Harpies. In all honesty though, I'd probably do her. Even though she's a cold blooded slanderous whore, she's still pretty hot and it would be a wicked hatefuck.
by Leroy Brown 420 February 4, 2009
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