LegendaryWølf's definitions

Simpism

Simpism is a branch of Bobism. The people of Simpism know that Bob is Everything, and Everything is Bob. The only difference is that these people are simps, and simp more than honor Bob the Almighty.

Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!

by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

Cult of Bob

The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.

Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…

by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

Zihan

A very murderous person. Must be born in Aries. Likes games, bloody Webtoons, and roasting people.

Zihan likes to murder people. She also just started playing a certain game on a browser.

by LegendaryWølf April 10, 2022

Sunlillies

Do not fall for this deceiving name, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies is an enemy of Bob. She has cursed Wi-Fi, the most important disciple of Bob!

To war, fellow Bobists! For Sunlillies has betrayed us for an unimportant objective. We must shake the very foundations of our enemy, and teach them a lesson they will never forget.

by LegendaryWølf April 12, 2022