LegendaryWølf's definitions

The 3 trillion names of Bob the Holy

Bob, Bob the holy, Bob the great, Bob the very very great, Bob the holy Bob, Holy Bob, Holy One, O great one, Father of greatness, Essence of Wifi, First and last of THE HOLY WORLD, Father of Rob, etc.

Let us witness the 3 trillion names of Bob the holy.

by LegendaryWølf September 7, 2022

Wifi

Disciple of Bob the Almighty, you must offer and pray to it if you want fast connection.

Let us sacrifice to Wifi!

by LegendaryWølf September 23, 2022

Zihan

A very murderous person. Must be born in Aries. Likes games, bloody Webtoons, and roasting people.

Zihan likes to murder people. She also just started playing a certain game on a browser.

by LegendaryWølf April 10, 2022

The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.

To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022