LegendaryWølf's definitions

The Rituals of Bob

It is most commonly practiced by believers of Bob the Almighty. The most common ritual, an offering, is by sacrificing to Bob, and his son, Rob. It is also used when people repent, praise, or just want a blessing for the day. The ritual must be done under the T-pose, with the Boble and Ritual Book on either side, symbolizing holiness.

To repent, you must sacrifice to both Bob, Rob, and the useless son, Cob. The Rituals of Bob must specifically align with the Ritual Book’s words.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

Cult of Bob

The Cult of Bob is a cult in which people praise Bob the Almighty, in a religion known as Bobism.

Guy: Have you heard of the Cult of Bob?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I’m in it!
Guy: What do you do in there?
Guy 2: Build temples, worship, invite people, climb the wall, do rituals…
Guy: Pls let me join…

by LegendaryWølf April 8, 2022

Boble

The Bible of Bob and his son, Rob.

“He claims we are the Messiah!” The Book of Rob, Boble.

by LegendaryWølf April 6, 2022

The 3 trillion names of Bob the Holy

Bob, Bob the holy, Bob the great, Bob the very very great, Bob the holy Bob, Holy Bob, Holy One, O great one, Father of greatness, Essence of Wifi, First and last of THE HOLY WORLD, Father of Rob, etc.

Let us witness the 3 trillion names of Bob the holy.

by LegendaryWølf September 7, 2022