LaUrEn's definitions

Simuble

being a pompous ass in 1 word.

You stupid simuble! Look what you did to the cow! (continuing of schnobbler)

by Lauren December 3, 2003

touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

whey

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her curds and WHEY"

by lauren September 2, 2003

IEA

in any event

"jill may or may not be able to come but i'm going IEA"

by lauren August 31, 2003

Toss Up

a girl who trades sexual favors for drugs

"she's so desperate for yay- she's just a toss up"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Nightfoal

1. Little nightmare
2. Child of the night

I love the dark, I'm truly a nightfoal

by Lauren November 16, 2003

spoofer

a papertowel roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you blow through when smoking pot so that your hits smell nice and free and your mom doesn't catch you.

"i have the weed, dyu have the spoofer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003