LaUrEn's definitions

Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.

I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!

by Lauren March 25, 2005

what the kronk

what the fuck?

"what the kronk are you doing in my underwear drawer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

woday

a close friend..

where you at, woday?

by lauren November 20, 2003

espec.

especially

"i'll come- espec. if jane will be there."

by lauren August 31, 2003

cat bite

anywhere you cut or pierced yourself. if accompanied by a glare at someone else, it means they did it to you. (not owning up to harm caused you by your friends is not spineless, it is loyal, and they would do the same for you. espec. if you were just messing around and someone got hurt)

"ohh this slash on my wrist? my cat scratched me."
"ohh this scar on my arm? (glare) my cat bit me." (my friend stabbed my in the arm with her pencil)

by lauren August 31, 2003

baber

another form of babe

hey baber!

by lauren May 24, 2004