LaUrEn's definitions

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 9, 2003

what the kronk

what the fuck?

"what the kronk are you doing in my underwear drawer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

Egotistical

Someone who think very highly of themselves and worries about their ego all the time.

I hate the once friend Jen.Now that she has older friends she's always so egotistical.

by Lauren May 13, 2005

UDF

United Dairy Farmers, an ice cream/ convenience store. the only fucking thing in Terrace Park.

"man i'm so baked- let's head to UDF and pick up some munchies"

by lauren August 31, 2003

espec.

especially

"i'll come- espec. if jane will be there."

by lauren August 31, 2003

grabske

a very cool uncommon last name, found by a young girl in Delavan, WI.

You're the coolest person i know you're like a Grabske!

by Lauren February 1, 2004

hootchy cutters

shorts that are so short and tight they show ya bum- and maybe somethin else

"uh uh girl no way you gonna wear them hootchy cutters in MA house"

by lauren September 1, 2003