Mosh pit

(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.
The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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brutality

To beat to death via rapid punches, kicks, elbows and knees to the body and head. If the victim attempts to block, then the gaurd will be attacked until dropped. Seen in Mortal Kombat.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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knock for knock

(Legal Idiom) The fault and consequences are bourne equally by all present parties.
My decision on the accident was knock for knock.
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ello my luvur!

A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East (It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hyphenate).


Often said to farmyard animals.
The North-East, where bitches (say they) are psycho (but aren't), and sheep are scared!
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accrual

Money owning. When a creditor gives you the service, loan or product before asking for the cost.
We have accruals of £760
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Flagship

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.
Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.
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whodunnit

(n.) An amalgamation of the words "who done it" into one word. The whodunnit is a mystery where a crime or wrongdoing (a tort, so to speak) must be solved. Used to describe plays or cinema for the most part.
Cluedo is a whodunnit board game.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
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