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so yesterday

Something which was once popular, until it went uber-mainstream, and has now become passé
by Kung-Fu Jesus February 18, 2007
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chrome dome

manager: Homer, you were you just shining your head in the shine-o-ball-o?


Homer: No.

manager: *checks himself in reflection on homer's head*
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the chrome domemug.

great wall of China

(n.) A tall and broad oriental person.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
mugGet the great wall of Chinamug.

Star wars defense

The Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) is a system proposed by President Ronald Reagan on March 23, 1983 to use space-based systems to protect the United States from attack by strategic nuclear missiles. It was dubbed "Star Wars" by opponents, implying it is an impractical science fiction fantasy, but supporters have adopted the usage as well on the grounds that yesterday's science fiction is often tomorrow's engineering. While Gorbachev's reforms deserve a vast majority of the blame, or credit, for the collapse of the Soviet Union, SDI may have contributed to the fall by successfully applying the strategy of technology, which was a prevalent doctrine at the time.


Project and proposals
The proposal was sharply criticized for its potential costs, doubts that it would be technologically feasible and afford complete protection against all delivery systems, concerns that it would violate the 1972 Anti-Ballistic Missile (ABM) Treaty and the Outer Space Treaty and destabilize the nuclear balance of power.

The research was controlled by the Strategic Defense Initiative Office, an agency of the Department of Defense until 1993, when it was renamed the Ballistic Missile Defense Organization. Department of Defense cost estimates for SDI-related spending during fiscal years 1984-1994 amounted to US$32.6 billion. An independent report by the Congressional Research Service arrived at a much higher figure of US$70.7 billion 1.

The project was repeatedly scaled back, renamed Global Protection Against Limited Strikes (GPALS, dubbed "Son of Star Wars") in 1991, and refocused on protection from smaller attacks. GPALS was based on a ground system of rocket-launched interceptors aimed at preventing small scale launches by "rogue states" (apparently North Korea, Libya, Iraq or Iran) from impacting on the US.


Missile Defense
President Bill Clinton almost halted the program, but it has regained momentum under President George W. Bush, whose version is called the National Missile Defense (NMD).
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the Star wars defensemug.

send in the heavies

(v.) to send bailiffs
We'll send in the heavies by tommorrow if the money is not here.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
mugGet the send in the heaviesmug.

comfort food

(n.)High in fat and carbohydrate, comfort foods are eaten by lazy glutons to help them forget thier woes.
Comfort food fattens up animals for the kill.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the comfort foodmug.

flip-side of the same coin

A person or idea that is the flip-side of the same coin as another person or idea is one that is fundamentally the same, but social influences have changed the ultimate goal.
The black panthers and the nazi party are essentially flip-sides of the same coin. One seeks white advancement, at the cost of suppressing all non-whites.


The other seeks advancement of all non-whites, at the cost of being indifferent to the plight of marginalised white folks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
mugGet the flip-side of the same coinmug.

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