Krkič's definitions

point 0.5

when you've been so out of touch with the world. as soon as you step outside and interact with people, you realise its what you had been missing. i mean, theres kids asking to hug you, how can you not

"do i say yes. do i take part. do i give. do i care. do i come back?"
"woman, you're at point zero, no, point 0.5"

by Krkič September 25, 2020

yippie yeah

like just cute. huggable. love listening to him. makes me chatty. knows how to get me triggered. want his best. he deserves all the good things coz he used to not deserve anything. want to just kiss and cuddle. coz he's just cute.

bow wow wow yippie yo yippie yeah

by Krkič June 26, 2019

Paddy

sweet, loving, patient, talented man whose timbre makes me feel at home.

Paddy, you are being missed, you know.

by Krkič April 8, 2019

blue light blues

when an ambulance passes your house and the siren sounds like a Robert Johnson tune.

it hasnt even gone off here and i am already so tense.
blue light blues

by Krkič March 23, 2020

olfactory high

meaning you get high by only smelling the smoke of weed being passed around in a group

I swear i got an olfactory high. Went for a shit first thing, mumbled some mathematical formula that could potentially save the planet, invented a dance that can end racism for good and then headed straight home.

by Krkič November 28, 2019

home-run-nap

after planning "the perfect evening" you two get together and try to dance your choreographed strange romance. halfway through, one of you falls asleep on the others chest. a deep, soft, peaceful slumber. not out of fatigue or rudeness or boredom but because you realise you have completed a long journey. you have come home.

"we were about to heat up, get those drinks, go dancing when Lyric fell asleep on my chest. out of the blue. home-run-nap."

by Krkič November 10, 2019

Role-play

when your partner likes role play during your hourly sex ritual and asks you to come up with your repertoire of characters you do it coz he is your partner and his kinks turn you on.

Role-play: "Babe, i really need you to dominate me with devilish devouring hunger now.
OK, can you be really shy and submissive, honey? I wanna be the one to hurt you good. Turn around. Spread your legs.
Love, I could really do with an ice cold attitude and just enough attention to signal me that its ok to eat you out. Im the bear, you are holding the honey pot, ok?"

by Krkič April 3, 2019