Krkič's definitions

🧿

after 20 years of dating Ruth was finally ready to open up to Seth and tell him who she was.
Seth is reported to not have been amused. Reliable sources quoted him stating that "damn this bitch be bitchy but the bed is good".

"Seth, stop calling me that!"
🧿

by Krkič April 26, 2019

honesty

no problem
I can deal with it
I just have to speed up if you don't mind
because i want clearance

in everything

Let me solve a potential misunderstanding
not pressuring anyone to do as i wish
but to grant me the honesty i deserve
the rest is my business
🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

off the coast

to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.

"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."

by Krkič April 28, 2019

toilet

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

by Krkič October 10, 2019

Christmas

Hope you have a good day with good people or good things.
Hope you get a boner while thinking of me.

Merry Christmas, my dear.

by Krkič September 18, 2020

Cheez Mac

two people who go together like pasta (macaroni) and cheese
need to be in hot state to mix well

"those two though right"
"yeah like totally"
"Cheez Mac. like right?"
"ha like for real"

by Krkič November 20, 2019

fridge

notes on the fridge

Love, double shift tonight. left you beer in the fridge. chicken broth ready. chop something into. leave me a goodnight ciggy. 🖤🦍

by Krkič July 8, 2019