Krkič's definitions

Gasherbrummer

when last night with your guy was so exhausting he goes missing for the weekend and comes back with a bunch of flowers from Gasherbrum II
🖤

"we saw him changing cars on saturday night, girl"
"I know, he was collecting flowers. He is my Gasherbrummer."

by Krkič April 4, 2019

in limbo

the strange equilibrium in which you are equally happy and sad. this state is usually felt intensely and tends to slow down your drive not knowing what to do, where to go, how to achieve goals

"i feel so happily immobile, so ecstatically static, so lifenly deathy, why must i go through this. I'm trying so damn hard to fight it, i tried chemicals, sports, socializing, but im stuck in limbo."

by Krkič August 19, 2019

Christmas

Hope you have a good day with good people or good things.
Hope you get a boner while thinking of me.

Merry Christmas, my dear.

by Krkič September 18, 2020

toilet

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

by Krkič October 10, 2019

fretzy shtah

used to address a friend or acquaintance,
can also come in handy in any arguement

Can we meet up, fretzy shtah?

I'd love to show you the construction plans over a cup of tea, fretzy shtah.

Leave the kid alone, fretzy shtah, he was only playing!

by Krkič February 2, 2019

Jared

Jared. Well, Jared. Personally, i think he's cute. I'm sure he would make a great partner. I imagine his love to be hard, like, soft in his heart but hard in his head. His head sometimes stands in his way. Don't get me wrong, a head is very useful at times, very important. But sometimes it ruins the mood, doesnt it.

Jared needs to be affirmed that he is the one you're looking out for. Otherwise he will send a drone to your balcony checking on you. Believe me, He will! 🖤

Jared, you smumph, come here you sillix! Give us a hug.

by Krkič June 4, 2019

safe

Are you ok?
Still go out much?

Please be safe
Please take care
Are you ok?

by Krkič March 16, 2020