Krkič's definitions
by Krkič October 10, 2019
Get the toiletmug. Hope you have a good day with good people or good things.
Hope you get a boner while thinking of me.
Hope you get a boner while thinking of me.
Merry Christmas, my dear.
by Krkič September 18, 2020
Get the Christmasmug. to get so excited on the plane the captain is forced to do an emergency landing on an oil rig in the atlantic ocean.
"where the hell are you?"
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
"yeah so we had to do an emergency landing and I am currently sunbathing on some oily platform off the coast."
by Krkič April 28, 2019
Get the off the coastmug. no problem
I can deal with it
I just have to speed up if you don't mind
because i want clearance
in everything
I can deal with it
I just have to speed up if you don't mind
because i want clearance
in everything
Let me solve a potential misunderstanding
not pressuring anyone to do as i wish
but to grant me the honesty i deserve
the rest is my business
🖤
not pressuring anyone to do as i wish
but to grant me the honesty i deserve
the rest is my business
🖤
by Krkič September 20, 2019
Get the honestymug. the strange equilibrium in which you are equally happy and sad. this state is usually felt intensely and tends to slow down your drive not knowing what to do, where to go, how to achieve goals
"i feel so happily immobile, so ecstatically static, so lifenly deathy, why must i go through this. I'm trying so damn hard to fight it, i tried chemicals, sports, socializing, but im stuck in limbo."
by Krkič August 19, 2019
Get the in limbomug. You're a nurse and had a long day working fulltime plus six emergencies. One patient's left leg was wrongly amputated (it should have been his left nose wing). You cried because you felt his disbelief. And then he proposed to you on his intact knee which turned out weird. Your colleague Julie gives you a lift home and confesses her love to you. She is a single mum and we all know what thats about so you hug her, kiss her cheeks and tell her she is beautiful and you ask her to endure these hardships for one day someone will notice her angelic struggle and honor her for that.
You get out of the car all tense and confused and open the door only to be greeted by at least 8 envelopes containing bills. Now you get a little sad and quiet and open the fridge to find that one consoler. Did Jim drink all the fucking beers?
You get out of the car all tense and confused and open the door only to be greeted by at least 8 envelopes containing bills. Now you get a little sad and quiet and open the fridge to find that one consoler. Did Jim drink all the fucking beers?
After a quick shower you slowly enter sleepo mode and lay down. Your breathing wakes Jim, he turns around and hugs you from behind, his hands 3D-silhouetting your body lines. After squeezing your buttcheeks you notice Jim's coming to life and lust and you dismiss the idea of falling asleep. Your fat ass circles his cobra which now arrows for its target. This kind of playing along with his kisses all over your neck and back and heavy breathing gets you so damn hot, horny and wet. You cant wait any longer. But Jim, the fucking teaser that he is, keeps you craving that first shove. You turn around and suck him off, sucking and slurping like its your last day on earth. Before he cums you turn around again offering him your dripping behind. He finishes and falls asleep in you.
by Krkič April 23, 2019
Get the in youmug.