Kiwi's definitions

tea

gossip or personal information belonging to someone else; the scoop; news

Spill the tea about what happened at the club.

by Kiwi September 22, 2003

catch the bus

To kill yourself/commit suicide.

Didn't you hear? He caught the bus last weekend...he slit his wrists.

by Kiwi April 21, 2004

penis ball

this is where you take your penis and roll it into a ball and tighten it up with a rubberband until it bursts like an ultimate orgasm.

Girl: You wanna fuck?
Guy: No, i just pulled off the move penis ball!!!

by kiwi May 7, 2004

shubazzed

Floored, wasted, schnoked, hammered, drunk, fucked up, sloshed, pissed, woozy, crosseyed, paste, noodled, huggin the porcelain toilet get it?

Holy shit I am SHIBAZZED. \
( what one would say after 8 shots of Goldschlager)

by Kiwi April 26, 2004

snigglesnort

a gay ass character name by beau came up with for a children's book when he was high with one of his friends.

Snigglesnort -----no comment

by Kiwi April 26, 2004

villa thug

a bald headed season ticket holder of aston villa football club who goes around shouting obsenities at dirty noses!

Paul: "if you all love the villa, slap a nose....."

by kiwi March 20, 2004

moo

Complete bullshit, seeing normal cows go 'm00'.

A normal cow: "m00"
A fucked up cow: "moo"

by Kiwi September 21, 2006