Kim's definitions

Mastricate

Mastricate doesn't mean to chew. However, masticate does.

He's really masticating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Kim April 8, 2004

jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'

"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"

by Kim February 28, 2004

corner

A place where people throw pity parties.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go cry in my corner.

by Kim October 16, 2003

gradumacate

The successful completion of four years of school, with passing grades. See also edumacate.

"At her high school gradumacation, Ellen whooped and hollered for joy, because she realized the joys that edumacation brings."

"After receiving C's in every high school class, Josiah was finally ready to gradumacate."

by Kim August 8, 2004

ruler

tool used for measurment

i used and ruler in class today

by kim August 22, 2003

dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.

dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"

by kim January 20, 2004

Armageddon

The end of the world

"Ahhhh Armageddon is here!!"

by kim December 15, 2003