Kim's definitions

dodge ball.

The best game where you try to knock out the people you don't like.

"When we play dodge ball today lets hit sara in the head and hopefully she'll pass out!"

by Kim October 16, 2003

DZK

DZK is the greatest rapper of all time. His lyrics are phenomenal and his flow is miraculous. His songs depict heaven in the music form. Listening to DZK is the equivalent to having sex with Carmen Electra.

I'm called the carn-iv-or-ous cause of carnage, causing
casualities, carrying crippled carcasses, casually
rabidly ripping and ravaging rancid flesh rapidly
frantically feasting faster to finish it, actually

an animal's mechanically a cannibal naturally
I'm just acting on behalf of my insanity's savagery
I can't seem to manage or handle humanity happily
it's like, Newton's apple trying to grapple with gravity

by Kim February 26, 2005

bangin

A good looking person

Damn she's bangin!

by Kim October 16, 2003

netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"

You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?

by kim September 27, 2004

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004

badunkadonk

fat, ghetto booty

you got a badunkadonk girl, don't hurt nobody!

by kim December 12, 2003

acid

A drug that makes people see fuckass things

"jim was on acid and saw the street light blink at him"

by Kim October 16, 2003