Kieren and Grae's definitions

Wayne Rooney

A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies

Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

wimbledon

A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people

"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"

a made up quote from Tim Henman

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

newcastle

The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back

Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick

Good times

by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006

2 fast 2 furious

The second worst film ever made, beaten into submission by Reign of Fire

Surely a film of this stature should never be released on the public?

In 2 fast 2 furious one guy signals with a nod to the other and they zoom off at top speed, 10 minutes later they signal to each other with a nod and one pulls a 180 degree turn and drives backwards for a while- this language is stupid

by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006

Archbishop of Banterbury

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering

You know what, it's about time that we ordained you as the Archbishop of Banterbury

by Kieren and Grae August 26, 2008

getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy

Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits

by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006

minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006