Kieren and Grae's definitions

minge monster

Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge

1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out

2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

rainbow drops

small drops of ricey sugary goodness

Mmm I love rainbow drops

by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006

dunfermline

Dunfermline, aka dumpfermline in fifer scum land, home of the biggest majority of scumbags in the whole of Scotland, yet to discover washing and soap. They will never go anywhere and their shitty wee pish fitbaw team will soon go bust

1. I spent my £10 a week keep money on a ticket to see Dunfermline get pumped - again

2. Soap? Nah I use mud

by Kieren and Grae June 30, 2006

Celtic

Made the Uefa cup final in 2003 and somehow managed to take 50,000,000 fans along. Awarded the fair play award for no arrests and also won the nobel prize for turning 30,000 people into 50,000,000 using a device now known as the Seville Calculator.

I challenge you to find a Celtic fan who wasn't in Seville

Typical Celtic fan

"I was in Seville"

by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

pished

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions

"ach man, I'm well pished"

by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

gassed

Yet another Scottish word for drunk, we have loads

"fuck me I am pure gassed like"

by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006

tim henman

A sportsman who was always good and was top 10 in the world for a very long time. Despite the medias effort to will him on to win Wimbledon he never could quite manage it, this meant that the media would no doubt slate him when he was eliminated from any major tournament.

A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.

Tim Henman will NEVER win wimbledon and the British media will ALWAYS support him then laugh at him when he fails like the evil shits they are

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006