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A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people
"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"
a made up quote from Tim Henman
a made up quote from Tim Henman
by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
Get the wimbledon mug.A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies
Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight
by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
Get the Wayne Rooney mug.The sneaky way of making people say the word cunt without them knowing. It will work in any pub quiz with much laugther as a result. See you En Tee is not to be confused with the golf expression of See You On Tee as this is an easy mistake to make.
by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
Get the See You En Tee mug.Dunfermline, aka dumpfermline in fifer scum land, home of the biggest majority of scumbags in the whole of Scotland, yet to discover washing and soap. They will never go anywhere and their shitty wee pish fitbaw team will soon go bust
1. I spent my £10 a week keep money on a ticket to see Dunfermline get pumped - again
2. Soap? Nah I use mud
2. Soap? Nah I use mud
by Kieren and Grae June 30, 2006
Get the dunfermline mug.The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick
Good times
Good times
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
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Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
Get the getting on my tits mug.A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
by Kieren and Grae July 7, 2006
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