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Easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat ALL over it in the piss take that is this film.
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
1.Somehow American people in Reign of Fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people
3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people
3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006
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I challenge you to find a Celtic fan who wasn't in Seville
I challenge you to find a Celtic fan who wasn't in Seville
by Kieren and Grae July 1, 2006
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Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...
You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"
All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them
by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006
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Get the pished mug.There is no denying that this is the gayest sport ever designed... I even play the bastard and I know it's queer.
Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.
Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.
You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.
There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)
Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
Imagine an american football park without the posts and you've got your pitch. No contact (gay) no refs (need to be honest) and no movement with the disc. You need to pass it between your team mates to an opponents end zone without the opposition intercepting the disc. There's the basics.
Anyway onto the gayness, ultimate players believe in "spirit" which is basically not being a knob when you're playing and being fair. It also involves not showing off when you win, something I'll never ever be able to do.
You also have to sit at the end of a game and talk about it (GAY!) even if you win by loads or get pumped. There's no escaping it either, believe me I've tried. You then take turns to do "calls" which are basically mini games, sometimes they are fun but mostly they are shit.
There is nothing worse than having to be nice to a team of dicks or doing a call at the end of a tournament when you're exhausted (typically a tournament is sat/sun with games spaced out 9-5)
Also ultimate players tend to shun good fun sports like Football (soccer to idiots, fitbaw to Gods) and make claims like "that ball is the wrong shape" STUPID
When playing a team who tried to cheat us I had to do the talk at the end of the game, I told them that we hated them, that is an ultimate frisbee no no
Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
Take calls out of ultimate frisbee, much more fun that way
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
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