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A very talented football player that will never ever be able to control his temper or his love of shagging old grannies
Wayne Rooney stamped on Carvalho's nuts and essentially got England put out of the 2006 world cup, much to my delight
by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
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"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"
a made up quote from Tim Henman
a made up quote from Tim Henman
by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
Get the wimbledon mug.A sportsman who was always good and was top 10 in the world for a very long time. Despite the medias effort to will him on to win Wimbledon he never could quite manage it, this meant that the media would no doubt slate him when he was eliminated from any major tournament.
A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.
A testimony to the British spirit to keep on trying but despite being in the top 10 players of the world for a very long time, that simply isn't good enough for the majority of the British public who take great joy in seeing him fail.
Tim Henman will NEVER win wimbledon and the British media will ALWAYS support him then laugh at him when he fails like the evil shits they are
by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006
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by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006
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Get the pished mug.The only decent people in England, if you ever have a party and want it to be bitching then you'll need to invite at least 2 scottish people, 2 newcastle people and 2 irish people and be sure to stock a lot of drink and a few towels to mop up the sick/blood out back
Last time I went out with my newcastle, scottish and irish frinds one of them fell asleep in a cupboard, I squared up to some dick who was giving me shit and we all got pished and were sick
Good times
Good times
by Kieren and Grae July 4, 2006
Get the newcastle mug.Easily the worst film ever produced, they managed to take something as cool as dragons taking over the world and completely shat ALL over it in the piss take that is this film.
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
I've put a few examples which may well be wrong but the film rotted my brain so much it's hard to express how crap it is
1.Somehow American people in Reign of Fire manage to fly a few helicopters across the ocean not only without explaining how they manage to fly that distance but also without being owned by the dragons
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people
3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
2.They miss the point entirely by having the dragons only eating ASH instead of people
3.The allstar american dragonslayers who skydive are munched up pretty rapidly, surely these supermen would've been trained a bit better or realise how stupid it is to jump right out the sky at a dragon
by Kieren and Grae July 3, 2006
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