Kelly's definitions

Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.

Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.

by Kelly January 5, 2004

Muffin Bar

1. Leigh.
2. A very silly young man befriended by a very silly young lady across the ocean.
3. An attractive guy one knows one cannot have.

Why must you be such a silly mufffin bar?

by kelly July 26, 2004

autoerotic asphyxiation

Raising orgasm to an extreme level of anilihating pleasure! The level being that high, as to where oxygen is immensely decreased. Many people make their own "Garrot", which is similar to a noose, so they can perform the one man/woman band!
A pleasure that can ultimately become a sport of the "Russian Roulette" type.

John Benet Ramsey's alleged perpetrator may have used a Garrot when sexually molesting her.

by Kelly February 4, 2004

wat up b

Whats up boy; hows it going friend

What up b? Lets chill afta school

by Kelly April 5, 2005

thickndelicious

one phine,thick mama with deliciously bronzed skin and a self-pierced pussy

kelly is so thickndelicious...yummie

by kelly November 2, 2003

sexcellent

Adjective used to describe something that is exceedingly good. For even greater emphasis, a quanitative/qualitative adjective may precede it.

For added irony, use in situations where any sort sexual connotation is NOT fitting.

Also spelled: sex-cellent

Check out my new ringtone! Its totally sexcellent.

This pine air freshener makes my car smell 1000% sexcellent.

We should all ride down to the show together! That would be sexcellent.

by Kelly April 22, 2005

scrutinize

verb tense - to examine closely

In the works of Frank Zappa Joe's Garage Acts I, II, III- the central scrutizer stated: This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... it is my responsibility to enforce the laws that haven't been passed.

by Kelly August 15, 2004