Kelly's definitions

Jorts

a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.

While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.

by Kelly June 18, 2006

harhar

A more hillbilly-like version of haha. Often used by people sarcastically laughing or by people who don't know how to properly speak english.
See also: lol and lmao.

<me> I am such a dumbass..
<other person> harhar

by Kelly March 7, 2004

diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.

My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!

by Kelly November 10, 2006

Music ADD

Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.

Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music

by Kelly March 2, 2006

Kandee Kid

a kandee kid is a person who chooses to show their emotions on the outside, with bright colors and smiles to hand out, someone who can talk to people like they have known them for years. someone who hands out stickers, toys, candy. Peace Love Unity Respect -plur- "RaveR children unite"

by Kelly July 7, 2003

coolio

taking the 'mick' out of gansters,its now 'cool' to sound sad, adding an edge, lets face it 'cool' is sooo boring now

gee wiz..how cooooolio

by kelly November 10, 2003

Pixy Stick

Candy;
Purely Colored and Flavored Sugar-
Gives a sweet sugary sensation! Comes in 5 flavors! Red,Blue,Purple,Green and Orange! Wrapped in a paper.

For little kids to eat sugar..
or teens so they can pretend to smoke some purple craq.

by Kelly November 5, 2004