Kelly's definitions

Quince

short for quinceañera: a big 15th birthday party popular among hispanic families, it celebrates a girl's coming of age in much the same way a "sweet sixteen" birthday does in some anglo cultures, but is usually more elaborate - a combination of sweet sixteen, Catholic religious ceremony, and debutante ball.

"Laura asked her father to spend $2000 on her dress for her quince.

by Kelly November 18, 2004

Lean Management

The act of running a profitable business into the ground by removing the resources and support. Also called the death spiral.

Sorry, but the Lean Management principles say that you are fired.

by Kelly January 5, 2004

sexcellent

Adjective used to describe something that is exceedingly good. For even greater emphasis, a quanitative/qualitative adjective may precede it.

For added irony, use in situations where any sort sexual connotation is NOT fitting.

Also spelled: sex-cellent

Check out my new ringtone! Its totally sexcellent.

This pine air freshener makes my car smell 1000% sexcellent.

We should all ride down to the show together! That would be sexcellent.

by Kelly April 22, 2005

Muffin Bar

1. Leigh.
2. A very silly young man befriended by a very silly young lady across the ocean.
3. An attractive guy one knows one cannot have.

Why must you be such a silly mufffin bar?

by kelly July 26, 2004

butt wad

a lame person who gets on your nerves or a stupid ass either way

by kelly August 3, 2003

Jimmy Johns

I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.

Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."

by kelly January 17, 2008

fucktard

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.

"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."

by kelly November 6, 2004