Kelly's definitions

Pished

Drunker than "pissed."

Ooo, one more drink and she'll be pished.

by kelly September 12, 2003

ass groove

A depression in the cushion of a couch or chair formed by many hours of sitting. First known usage by Homer Simpson.

Don't sit in my ass groove! You'll mess it up.

by kelly September 12, 2003

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 29, 2003

pickleweasel

a strange girl that wears scarves and goosebumps shirts.

"why hello there, pickle weasel!"

by Kelly October 3, 2003

piss ant

a very emoish psychotic girl who is obsessed with Baltimore.

"piss ant is such a biotch"

by Kelly October 3, 2003

charver

A cheap gold, stripey jumper worshipper. Arsehole crude and shouts at passers by whilst smoking their last tab in a bushelter. Anyone who isn't a chauver is either a goth or a sk8er according to them.

by Kelly October 6, 2003

Fag Snack

A Male who engages in sexual activities with homosexual men, yet calls himself heterosexual.

Even though everyone thought Patrick only hooked up with girls, he was called Fag Snack behind his back for a reason.

by Kelly February 11, 2006