Definitions by Kelly

shitting seven colours 

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.

"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)

shitting seven colours by Kelly December 22, 2004

bloody 

Adjective of British origin.

Used to describe something.

"The bloody car's gone."

"The bloody dog ate my tea, I should bloody well have the bloody thing put down."

bloody by Kelly December 22, 2004

Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.

"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"

Fetus Throwing by Kelly November 21, 2004

cable spaghetti 

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.

"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."

cable spaghetti by Kelly November 18, 2004

axe 

a saxophone, especially a large size saxophone. (actually, almost any musical instrument that can be played standing up can be referred to as an axe.)

He plays a mean axe.

axe by Kelly November 18, 2004

Quince

short for quinceañera: a big 15th birthday party popular among hispanic families, it celebrates a girl's coming of age in much the same way a "sweet sixteen" birthday does in some anglo cultures, but is usually more elaborate - a combination of sweet sixteen, Catholic religious ceremony, and debutante ball.

"Laura asked her father to spend $2000 on her dress for her quince.

Quince by Kelly November 18, 2004

fucktard 

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.

"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."

fucktard by kelly November 6, 2004