Kelly's definitions

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 29, 2003

may 31

the best day known to man kind

may 31 changed my life

by kelly April 3, 2004

jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.

Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !

by Kelly April 21, 2004

shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.

"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)

by Kelly December 22, 2004

Cowbanun

Utter hate or disliking of a cow; pure hate twords beef.

Billy called Jimmy a spiffyboneablow for insulting a cow and its regal majesty.

by Kelly October 20, 2003

boogey

Dancing. This is an old ass word from way back when.

My friend Danny likes to boogey to Ludacris songs.

by Kelly June 26, 2004

Chickle

Gum, spanish origin

"Dats some good clickle"

by Kelly June 15, 2004