Kelly's definitions

fifth base

When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.

Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.

by Kelly June 3, 2003

piss ant

a very emoish psychotic girl who is obsessed with Baltimore.

"piss ant is such a biotch"

by Kelly October 3, 2003

Pished

Drunker than "pissed."

Ooo, one more drink and she'll be pished.

by kelly September 12, 2003

wat up b

Whats up boy; hows it going friend

What up b? Lets chill afta school

by Kelly April 5, 2005

Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.

"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"

by Kelly November 21, 2004

maine

The deep south of the North.

It is legal to marry your cousin in Maine.

by Kelly June 16, 2004

Cowbanun

Utter hate or disliking of a cow; pure hate twords beef.

Billy called Jimmy a spiffyboneablow for insulting a cow and its regal majesty.

by Kelly October 20, 2003