Kelly's definitions

fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

Tim Burton

Tim Burton what can I say for some people Kurt Cobain is god this is my God he is the best director of all time he has just amazing talent all the movies I have ever seen that he directed there was no sex at all that is great. He is know for Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, and Beetlguice. I just love him!!!

TIM BURTON is GOD!!!!!

by Kelly August 4, 2004

zingida

derivation of the italian word for "gypsy", used to say a girl wears too much make-up, too short skirts, etc.

What is that on your eyes? You can't go out of the house like that you look like a zingida!

by Kelly January 27, 2005

hott mike

hott is a guy who's pants you want to get into or sex up every night and day

mike gould daniel johns jesse mccartney

by kelly April 18, 2005

stooser

A stupid loser.

A capella singers are stoosers!

by Kelly November 27, 2003

tewl

an alternate spelling of "tool"

Shut up faggot, you are a tewl.

by Kelly January 30, 2004

hoes

slutty females

they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention

by Kelly December 22, 2003