Kelly's definitions

fifth base

When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.

Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.

by Kelly June 3, 2003

cable spaghetti

The series of cords needed to run your life from a desk or armchair, by connecting all your computer equipment, entertainment devices, and lamps. Cable spaghetti can be recognized by its nexus at a surge protector. Most appliances have at least one cord or cable; many have several. Wireless devices are represented in the spaghetti by their various rechargers, none of which are compatible, so you must have a different one for every device.

"I use velcro wraps to contain my cable spaghetti." "I had to deal with the cable spaghetti behind my desk to add speakers to my computer at work."

by Kelly November 18, 2004

jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.

Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !

by Kelly April 21, 2004

may 31

the best day known to man kind

may 31 changed my life

by kelly April 3, 2004

queer

It only means "odd". A lot of people think it means "fag" or "gay", but it really doesn't. People need to get their fucking facts straight before they go off and use a word.

It's December, but warm outside. That's queer.

by Kelly January 30, 2007

SODxCuzzo

this is like a term of inderment for thugs it's like the word cuzz but with put gang origin, or gangta

hey whats up sodxcuzzo

by Kelly March 30, 2005

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.

That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady

by Kelly September 29, 2003