Kelly's definitions

emo

a) short for the term emotional...in a musical sense
b) music derived in the 80's... with such bands as Rites of Spring, Texas is the Reason, and more.
c) can be used to describe a person who listens to emo, can relate to most of it and then cry because they can relate to it and not just because its emo.

emo music is not punk.

emo music usually contains lyrics which have a desperate side to them. written usually about a past girlfriend or experience.

by Kelly November 16, 2006

Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.

"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"

by Kelly November 21, 2004

fifth base

When you get past fourth base on a chick, (or on a guy if your queer). This is when you place your meat in her ass. Commonley refered to as Puerto Rican style.

Hey TJ, I fith based this chick on saturday night, Puerto Rican style. I pulled out and there was a peice of corn on my helmut.

by Kelly June 3, 2003

fackle

an obese or very fat woman who has a very distinct laugh that sounds like a witch cackling.

Man, that fat bitch was fackling through the whole movie.

by Kelly May 2, 2003

piss ant

a very emoish psychotic girl who is obsessed with Baltimore.

"piss ant is such a biotch"

by Kelly October 3, 2003

Pished

Drunker than "pissed."

Ooo, one more drink and she'll be pished.

by kelly September 12, 2003

tewl

an alternate spelling of "tool"

Shut up faggot, you are a tewl.

by Kelly January 30, 2004