KeeWee's definitions

Stingy

A selfish or greedy person.
Somebody unwilling to share their possessions.

Person 1: "Can I have a go on your Playstation?"
Person 2: "No, I'm playing it"
Person 1: "C'mon man, don't be stingy!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

Chebs

My friends nickname. Who funnily enough, doesn't have huge boobs.

Me: "Hey Chebs!"
Chebs "Huhuhuhu"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

New Zealand

The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.

Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.

Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo"

by KeeWee January 10, 2005

Rose

1. A pretty flower.
2. The town bike. Everyone's ridden her.
3. An awful, selfish, old witch of a Grandmother.

1. "My useless boyfriend better buy me a bunch of roses"

2. "Rose is that 18 year-old ho with 3 kids, right?"

3. "Who's Rose? I don't have a Grandmother called Rose"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

l&p

A Kiwi soft drink. Stands for "Lemon and Paeroa" - Paeora being a small Waikato town where the drink was concieved many moons ago, from pure spring water and Lemon flavouring.

While not made that way anymore, it still tastes awesome.

Dion: "You like that? I think it smell like Lemongrass"
Me: "Shut up Dion"

by KeeWee January 10, 2005

OTL

Stands for 'Only the Lonely'

Used in the same sense as 'loner'

1. "Check out that guy over there, what an OTL"
2. (to somebody on their own) "Hey, OTL!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

huhu

1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.

1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005