KeeWee's definitions

Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.

"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

OTL

Stands for 'Only the Lonely'

Used in the same sense as 'loner'

1. "Check out that guy over there, what an OTL"
2. (to somebody on their own) "Hey, OTL!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

Pauanui

A NZ beach-side resort town on the Coromandel Peninsula, around 140km from Auckland. A very nice place to holiday, but with an abundance of supremely rich and snobby people - who walk around with their noses in the air, and own $3 million holiday homes which they only stay in for 2 weeks a year.

Person 1: "I'm going to Pauanui this weekend"
Person 2: "Sure dude, sure..."

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

The Warehouse

A New Zealand chain store, somewhat of an icon. Also known as the 'Red Shed'

The catch-phrase is "Where everyone gets a bargain." Maybe not in every case... but you can find some pretty good cheap stuff.

The price of EVERYTHING instore ends in '99' for some straaange reason.

"Lets go to The Warehouse... they're having a $5.99 clothing clearance sale"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

huhu

1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.

1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

V

A NZ energy drink, which is the same colour as cat piss, and has an indescribable taste. It's definately an accquired taste.

It sends guarana or caffiene sensitive people off their heads for hours.

Dude 1: "What have you got?"
Dude 2: "It's V, wanna try some?"
Dude 1: "Sure"

<dude 1 ends up laughing for 3 hours>

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

LSB

Abbreviation for Lifestyle Block. This is the unique name that New Zealanders give to blocks of land of 2 or more acres. They are becoming increasingly popular with city-dwellers looking to 'ditch the neighbours' and move to the country.

I'm so sick of the city, it's about time I got myself an LSB.

by KeeWee May 2, 2006