KeeWee's definitions

Rose

1. A pretty flower.
2. The town bike. Everyone's ridden her.
3. An awful, selfish, old witch of a Grandmother.

1. "My useless boyfriend better buy me a bunch of roses"

2. "Rose is that 18 year-old ho with 3 kids, right?"

3. "Who's Rose? I don't have a Grandmother called Rose"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Stingy

A selfish or greedy person.
Somebody unwilling to share their possessions.

Person 1: "Can I have a go on your Playstation?"
Person 2: "No, I'm playing it"
Person 1: "C'mon man, don't be stingy!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

Snake

1. It lives with the Badgers and the Mushroom
2. A slang term for Cock
3. To steal something

1. A Snake A Snake, Snaaaaaake A Snake, Ohhhhhh, it's a Snake...
2. That guy has a huge Snake!
3. "That bastard just snaked my jacket!"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.

"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

OTL

Stands for 'Only the Lonely'

Used in the same sense as 'loner'

1. "Check out that guy over there, what an OTL"
2. (to somebody on their own) "Hey, OTL!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

Dole

1. Common word for the Unemployment Benefit. Basically, money for nothing.

2. A kind of Banana.

1: "I used to be on the dole, but after those WINZ fucks started bothering me every week, I told them to stick it up their ass"

2. "Dang, I wanted Dole bananas, not Bonita bananas!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

huhu

1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.

1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005