9 definitions by Kathryn Santini

Blossomcest

"Blossomcest" is the fandom shipping nickname for the twincest pairing between siblings Cheryl Blossom and the late Jason Blossom on the CW's Riverdale as well as the popular "Archie afterlife" comics.

Fan 1: "How do we come up with a name?"
Fan 2: "I don't know...uh, Jasryl, no, Cherson, no, uh maybe put their last name together with something."
Fan 3: "How bout'? Blossomcest?"
Fan 1 & Fan 2: *both look at Fan 3 confused*

Fan 3: "What? It's obvious..."

by Kathryn Santini August 13, 2018

Batcest

Batcest is the crack shipping nickname between Batman/Bruce Wayne and his protegee Batgirl/Barbara Gordon, made infamous in the controversial DC animated film "Batman: The Killing Joke". It’s creepy because of their age difference. It’s creepy because of how Batgirl looks up to him. And it’s creepy because he’s supposed to be her mentor. Many fans felt this was antithetical to the father-daughter relationship the characters shared and... just plain gross, since Barbara is also Batman’s friend Commissioner Gordon’s daughter.

"Of course, a bat-cestual relationship wouldn’t be the worst controversy to plague the Dark Knight in 2016" - Critic
Fan !: "Of course! That's just what we need. More 'Batcest'!

by Kathryn Santini January 19, 2019

Number Three

When you walk in on somebody, and instead of them being on the toilet, they're masturbating

Man 1: "Oh My God! I'm so sorry!"
Man 2: "Hey, so you caught me taking a Number Three, it happens."

by Kathryn Santini August 16, 2016

tattoo fetish

A tattoo fetish is a sexual fetishism for tattoos and/or sexual arousal/attraction towards someone's body ink.

Girl 1: "Some people have S&M fetishes, some people have tattoo fetishes, it happens."
Girl 2: "Gee, anymore weird confessions in our buddy support group?"
Boy 1: "I sneeze when I come..."
Girl 1 and Girl 2: "????"

by Kathryn Santini January 12, 2017

Queer

Sexuality of a person who is open to loving anyone regardless of labels, race or gender

Girl 1: " I don't live just men, I love people regardless of anything like race or genders!"

Boy 1: " Are you queer?"

Girl 1: "Yes. What's wrong with that?"

Boy 1: " Nothing at all. Just asking. Cool"

by Kathryn Santini August 5, 2016

Edging

When you're at the edge of reaching climax/orgasm in bed

"And if my body had a say/ I would come again/ Scared of what I might say/ Cause I'm at the Edge..." - "Body Say" lyrics hinting at edging sung by Demi Lovato

by Kathryn Santini August 3, 2016

Marshmallow Fluff

When a guy is having sex with his girl while she is sleeping and he reaches his limit and pulls out to cum on her face. Then after he cums on her face, he places an actual marshmallow on her face with the cum to prove how strong and sticky it is

Man 1: Well, someone got some marshmallow fluff last night!

Man 2: "You could say I left my girl a little present on her face while she was sleeping."

by Kathryn Santini January 6, 2016